Two Guys Go Golfing

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Two guys decide to go golfing.

The first guy goes, "hey, so do you need to go buy some golf balls before we go?

The second guy says, "no. I've already got one."

1: "What do you mean you only have one? You need more than that."

2: "No, you see, it's a special ball, you can't lose it."

1: "What if you hit it into the water?"

2: "Because there's a high-powered magnet on the ball. Once you activate a switch that's remote controlled to it, it can come right out of the water and roll back to you. It's a special ball, you can't lose it."

1: "What if you hit it against something and break it?"

2: "That's impossible. See, it's made out of a titanium alloy. It's one of the hardest things on Earth, and it's indestructable. It's a special ball, you can't lose it."

1: "What if you hit it into a bush, it gets stuck, and you can't find it?"

2: "No, you see, because it has a special tracker on it. You can figure out where it is no matter where it gets hit. If it gets into into the bush, I can use the tracker and go get it. It's a special ball, you can't lose it."

Finally, the first guy goes, "wow! That really is a special ball. Where the hell did you get one of those?"

"I found it."