Two buddies were changing clothes in the locker room after their workout and the average size guy couldn't help but notice once again how long the other guy's cock was. "I've always been meaning to ask you -- have you always been that well hung or was there something you did to make it that way?" The hung guy laughed and said, "Yeah ever since I got married it has gotten longer and longer. You see, my wife pulls on it all night long." "My wife pulls on mine all night too, but I'm still not half as long as you are." The hung guy answered, "Yeah but we have bunkbeds."