Girthtrude: Ok so you tell yourself: "sticking my dick (or testis) into the vacuum cleaner will make it bigger right?" WRONG with your dick in a vacuum it really just puffs the skin up like a fuckin flower and trust me BUMPS or SORES could be a miss use of this and also there is a little fan-like thing in the hose so you could get REALLY hurt. NEVER PUT ANY GENITALS IN YOUR VACUUM CLEANER ORYOU CUM COULD CLOG IT UP AND I WANT YOUR ROOM CLEAN EVEN IF THERE ARE CUMSTAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! Pumps: They may seem to increase your penis and testis but it could really damage your blood vessels... Now tell me would you like and un-erectible un-ejaculating penis or would you rather have your healthy big cock that is loaded and ready to be healthily ejaculated from. I know i would rather have a working one Also Circumsision: "Have Many white males have been circumsised?" Yes, many white males have been, also people of the jewish faith. "Why would they do that?" Well, disclude the jewish thing and put it back into the white male category. Many Un-circumsised males have a WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY less of a chance of getting CANCER!