Two Hobos Get Together At The End Of The Day To See How Much Money They Have.

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Hobo 1: "I only have 1 dollar, what are we going to do?"

Hobo 2: " I have nothing. Okay, let's buy a Bologna sausage and then go to a bar, I have an idea."

So they buy a bologna sausage and go to a bar and drink a couple of beers on the tab. They have a great time, but it's getting quite expensive.

Hobo 1: "Listen, this is fun and all, but how the hell are we going to pay for all this?!"

Hobo 2 :"Okay, just hear me out. I'm going to open my pants's zip and push the Bologna sausage through then you pretend to suck on it, trust me."

Hobo 1: "This is crazy man, but what choice do I have now!"

So they do it and the bartender freaks out and throws them out. They are ecstatic that it worked and are in a great mood and decide to try it out again. It keeps working for bar after bar. They end up going to 10 bars and they get absolutely plastered. So after a great night of drinking they are pretty smashed.

Hobo 1: Listen, tonight was great and all, but it's getting late, and I'm hungry. Where's the Bologna sausage?"

Hobo 2: "Oh that thing? I got hungry and ate it after the third bar!"