Courtesy of the Maxim mobile website. ***** Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with meI'm a virgin." The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before." "I know," she says. "But my first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do wasGod, I miss him."