Two Wishes

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    Two Wishes
    A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind
    him, and as he
    sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their
    order. The man says,
    "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns
    to the ostrich.
    "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the
    ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the
    order. "That will be
    $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and
    pulls out exact
    change for payment. The next day, the man and the
    ostrich come again
    and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a
    coke," and the
    ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

    Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
    with exact
    change. This comes a routine until late one evening,
    the two enter
    again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
    baked potato and
    salad," says the man "Same for me," says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress comes with the! order
    and says, "That
    will be $12.62."

    Once again the man pulls exact change out of his
    pocket and places it on
    the table.

    The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
    "Excuse me, sir,
    How do you manage to always come up with the exact
    change out of your
    pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
    cleaning the attic and I
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared
    and offered me
    two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to
    pay for anything,
    just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of
    money would
    always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
    would wish for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as
    rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"

    "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
    Rolls Royce, the
    exact money is always there," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with
    the ostrich?"

    The man replies, "My second wish was for a chick with
    long legs."


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