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I think most people vote for the candidate who has the biggest balls.
Trump had the biggest balls of anyone who's run for president in my lifetime and still he almost lost. Now that it's pretty clear he's not just going to wake up on the wrong side of the bed and nuke someone, he'll be harder to beat next time.
"Pearl-clutching," as you so eloquently put it, is exactly the wrong way to go about beating Trump. That just emphasizes how big his balls are. Democrats must go the opposite route, and show that their balls are even bigger than Trump's. But that doesn't come naturally to most Democrats. Bernie had huge balls too, but fuck he's going to be really old, and he doesn't wear old age nearly as well as Trump.
Warren has pretty big balls and could give Trump a run for his money. But Democrats' best bet is to find their own version of Trump -- someone whose name is synonymous with huge balls.
Trump had the biggest balls of anyone who's run for president in my lifetime and still he almost lost. Now that it's pretty clear he's not just going to wake up on the wrong side of the bed and nuke someone, he'll be harder to beat next time.
"Pearl-clutching," as you so eloquently put it, is exactly the wrong way to go about beating Trump. That just emphasizes how big his balls are. Democrats must go the opposite route, and show that their balls are even bigger than Trump's. But that doesn't come naturally to most Democrats. Bernie had huge balls too, but fuck he's going to be really old, and he doesn't wear old age nearly as well as Trump.
Warren has pretty big balls and could give Trump a run for his money. But Democrats' best bet is to find their own version of Trump -- someone whose name is synonymous with huge balls.