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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Sep 11, 2006.
Ever been so sleepy (or drunk or high) that you did something like this?
Considering I don't keep my tube of Prep H near my sink... wait, I don't own Prep H.....
I have to say no.... but GROSS!!!
I put my kettle in the fridge only this afternoon.
The moral: this is not the quickest way to make coffee.
i lost my pager when i was suturing some kids abdomen this morning.....man was he annoying when he kept complaining his bowels were vibrating......if only i could find that damn pager
More than once i've put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the pantry :smile:
I am embarassed for all of you.:tongue:
Or grabbed Vick's Vaporub instead of Vaseline?
OI!!! That made me laugh!!!!
I'm famous for trying to use contact lense solution as mouthwash. Yuck.
Just you wait . . . one day you'll accidentally mistake the Zostrix for toothpaste or superglue for lube . . . :tongue:
it is salt water....you should be used to the salty taste
oh no he didnt.....oh yes he did!
believe it or not we actually had a kid come in to the ER for that.....he didnt believe AFTER WATCHING THE AMERICAN PIE MOVIE....i stress the word AFTER that you could not superglue your hand to your penis.....
these are people that modern society helps stay alive, yet during other times probably would have been removed based on darwins theory
I could live with Jeff's cock stuck inside me for a few hours :shrug:
*notes the superglue would not be accidental in this scenario*
a friend of mine has a rug in his basement that's colored like a zebra. Back in the early days of my marijuana addiction, I was over there and wearing black socks. Let's just say I thought I lost my feet and made a complete ass of myself.
hahahahahahahaha i remember those days.....
That's the best laugh i've had all day. :biggrin1:
there are surfacants involved, and they have a funky taste but i am used to the salinity, yes I quite enjoy THAT part!
MERC!!! I had no idea you had a mouth like that... dirty, dirty, woman....
*accidentally Lubes up with superglue... * Silly me....
My Mom one time gargled with Shampoo and brushed her teeth with my Dad's Brylcream! Ewwwww. For the record, these were not done at the same time.