Thanks :smile:mercurialbliss said:That's the best laugh i've had all day. :biggrin1:
That was 4 or 5 years ago, and I swear not a week goes by without someone who was there reminding me of that night. Oh, to be carefree, naïve and high again...
Thanks :smile:mercurialbliss said:That's the best laugh i've had all day. :biggrin1:
jeff black said:MERC!!! I had no idea you had a mouth like that... dirty, dirty, woman....
joyboytoy79 said:Living in delaware it's hard for one's mouth to stay clean. Have you seen what the water around here looks like? It's no wonder this is the cancer capitol of the US
Not to mention those I see fishing at the Brandywine river. They're always sitting right under the signs that say "Warning! Sewage! No fishing or swimming!".
mercurialbliss said:Not to mention those I see fishing at the Brandywine river. They're always sitting right under the signs that say "Warning! Sewage! No fishing or swimming!".
OK....
When I was 7, I saw a bowl of green liquid sitting by the sink... thinking it was the leftOver Kool-Aid from the jug... I chugged it back.... I couldn't figure out why it tasted so bad...until I realized it had a soapy scent.:biggrin1:
jeff black said:mercurialbliss said:OK....
When I was 7, I saw a bowl of green liquid sitting by the sink... thinking it was the leftOver Kool-Aid from the jug... I chugged it back.... I couldn't figure out why it tasted so bad...until I realized it had a soapy scent.:biggrin1:
One time a hurricane was coming in and i decided to go out into the surf and beat mother nature.....I got my ass kicked, bruised, battered and upset i looked for my mom to hug me......i was 23
mercurialbliss said:Not to mention those I see fishing at the Brandywine river. They're always sitting right under the signs that say "Warning! Sewage! No fishing or swimming!".
Ah yes, the beautiful Brandywine River. I go to Hagley quite often... I wonder how many of those old powder mills are still leaking chemicals into the river. I bet it will catch fire one day!
joyboytoy79 said:mercurialbliss said:Ah yes, the beautiful Brandywine River. I go to Hagley quite often... I wonder how many of those old powder mills are still leaking chemicals into the river. I bet it will catch fire one day!
*airguitar solo* Smooooke, on the waaaaater! *pretends to know the rest of the words*
GoneA said:LMAO
Let me just say "yes". (Only it wasn't Preparation H)
AboutAverage said:a friend of mine has a rug in his basement that's colored like a zebra. Back in the early days of my marijuana addiction, I was over there and wearing black socks. Let's just say I thought I lost my feet and made a complete ass of myself.
jakeatolla said:Once, when I was still an apprentice and living at home,
my folks were away and I was rather inebriated, making
my lunch for the next day. I was in the process of
making a penutbutter and jam sandwhich, and in my
alcoholic haze, reached into the fridge and grabbed what
I thought was a mason jar of Strawberry jam. Just as I was
about to spread it on the bread,( for some unknown reason
I decided to smell it). Good thing I did, because what I grabbed out
of the fridge was a jar of ground up pickled beets mixed with
horse raddish. I have nightmares about the possible flavor
combination that would have made.
Pecker said:Now I'm going to have nightmares about people mixing pickled beets with horseradish.
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:So thats why my ass smell s like fluoride.:biggrin1:
BronxBombshell said:*airguitar solo* Smooooke, on the waaaaater! *pretends to know the rest of the words*
joyboytoy79 said:Yes, but uhm... who is noticing and, more importantly, WHY????![]()
mercurialbliss said:Just you wait . . . one day you'll accidentally mistake the Zostrix for toothpaste or superglue for lube . . . :tongue:
hootie said:haha yes when he gets a little older and more tired. oooo what if he goes to masturbate with superglue. he'll have to go to the emergency room, and he'll be famous.