B_Lightkeeper
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BarebackJack said:Maybe the "H" stands for "Halitosis"???
Hatched69 said:Recently my interactive, rocket-science, all-in-one remote decided to beep low battery warning at the same time my phone rang. Same annoying beep for both. In my state of near-unconsciousness I attempted to answer the remote control. The phone didn't stop ringing and the remote control got thrown across the room at the precise moment and location my wife entered the room to evaluate the commotion. It was a "doghouse" weekend....
Pecker said:Ever been so sleepy (or drunk or high) that you did something like this?
Gillette said:Timing really is everything.
I spent an increasingly frustrated five minutes trying to gain entry to my bf's SUV tried all the doors, rear hatch...nothing. Slowly dawned on me that it was too clean to be his, peeked inside, not his vehicle. I had parked in the next aisle. Many fervent prayers that no one witnessed it
I have never put sugar on a cucumber--at least not the ones grown in the garden. The live male cucumbers are another matter entirely.I'll bet very few of us could claim that we never put salt on the oatmeal or sugar on the cucumbers.