Ugliest Celeb you whacked the meat?

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  1. Imported

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    The Phallus Palace: Who is the ugliest celebrity you have rubbed one off thinking about or watching?

    For me, it has to be Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers. Sometimes Lewis can look okay so I am not sure that is a good answer.

    But I never and – I don’t know who did cause I am sick like that – jerked it to Sandra Bernhardt.
     
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    I think you need a blog.
     
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    And you really need to have a better selection of celebs to pull your pud to.

    Juliette lewis or Sandra Bernhardt? I can't imagine either of them naked, let alone losing some valuable sputz over them.
     
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    Tommy Lee, for me! :lol:

    Yeah, he's as ugly as fuck, but what a cock!!! :p
     
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    Oh, and Sandra Bernhard (no 't') did a nude spread in PLAYBOY in the early 90s and she looked aok. Her legs were a bit gangly, though.
     
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    The Phallus Palace: One time I shot my wad while looking at Mrs Garrett from Facts of Life. It was disturbing and that is why I remember it after all these years. In desperate need of something to get me off, I was trying to use Jo from the show but when I nutted there was ole Mrs Garrett on the TV. Yuck!

    I was worried that I would start associating the fine feeling of a climax to older broads like Mrs. Garrett and would want to have sex with old woman if I continued to send off the man’s juice while looking at her.

    By the way, how many of you remember that George Clooney was on that show? No I never nutted while watching him.

    It sounds silly but to this day whenever I watch a porno I always make sure I hold off the yourgert rocket from exploding until a woman is on the screen. I guess I am still a little worried that I might see some ugly dude's contorting face and associate that to the fine feeling of an orgasm.
     
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    Oh, and Sandra Bernhard (no 't') did a nude spread in PLAYBOY in the early 90s and she looked aok. Her legs were a bit gangly, though.
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    Shouldn't she have been in Playgirl to be honest?
     
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    Yeah, i understand the tommy lee thing.
    He is skanky i guess, but when a pal loaned me that
    pamela/tommy video, i didnt expect that it would turn me on at all.
    hmmm. it did.
     
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    Mine has to be William (sometimes Willum) DeFoe. I've always been told that he's hung like a horse and this has whetted my interest in the guy. --Not much in the looks department, but my attention would be on his schlong anyway. :rolleyes:
     
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    Tommy Lee should have a reality show coming out on NBC sometime soon this year. It was filmed on campus here at UNL. It was really fake and none of us really cared all that much, but it was cool hearing random updates about what was going on.

    As for jerkin to ugly celebs...doesn't really work for me. If I think of celebs, mainly has to be in the upper echelon with Keira Knightley and Angelina Jolie.
     
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    not sure if this qualifies as "celeb"...

    an early 90s porn star named lee ryder. ten points if you remember who he is.

    i would not call him ugly. he was skanky. the couple of vids i saw him in...he looked stoned out of his mind. weather beaten face, hair looked like shit, but pretty ice blue eyes. glassy and unfocused tho due to drugs.

    he packed a pair of levis in a way that would make a nun's mouth drop. i go apeshit for guys in jeans with lots of junk hanging in them. ;)
     
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    Okay, this is gonna sound weird and I'm not sure that it counts as being a celebrity but I can remember watching the 'He-Man' and jerking off to Skeletor. I have no idea what the turn on was. Maybe it was because he was the bad guy. I also would fantasize about getting it on with He-Man too. God, I had the potential to be a slut even as a kid! Even to this day whenever I see the cartoon I still get a little horny. :p
     
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    Don't worry, Jeep: With all the scantily-clad musclemen, that entire show was homoerotic. It should be no surprise that everyone knew why the bad guy was a skeleton. Sometimes we have skeletons in our closet. Sometimes we come out of the closet, no?
     
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    True. Very true! ;)
     
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    heh, I used to love that show when I was a kid. Had action figures and all before the Turtle obsession hit me. Had no clue at the time about the possible...tendencies of He-Man and the show in general, but saw a couple of episodes a while back and.....wow.
     
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    Yeah well, the entire peplum genre was homoerotic, and the 80s tried to revive the peplum with original characters instead of Hercules and Samson. The only work they "borrowed" (Read mutilated.) for these neo-peplums seems to be Conan and the Beastmaster. Conan was originally also a thinking man, but not with the Ah-nold playing him. And the only thing the Beastmaster had in common with anything by Andre Norton was the title.
     
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    Mrs.Garret had huge bossoms Peter from Family Guy even thinks so!:p
     
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    I was going to say Rick Donavan from 80's porn. the man was not too much to look at, but Jeez..there is a horse missing a cock somewhere because he has it! then I read the earlier post about Lee Ryder, and Yes, I do remember him and whackeed to him too..especially in "A Few Good Men" with Al Parkers cock making a cameo in the opening scene.
     
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    I heard on Howard Stern yesterday when they were doing the National Enquirer game that Tommy Lee was sucking some/couple of man toes... I knew he liked to suck womens feet and toes.. but I guess he's branching out!
     
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    Kareem Abdual Jabbar. I was 12 and he was still Lew Alcindor.
     
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