Well, Mr. Stout and Philbert, both of you know perfectly well that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As for youir dick, Stout, the size of your log is the first thing that would come to mind when seen by a viewer and that would block out any thoughts of its esthetic qualities. And, although you're not showing your on-the-smaller-side appendage, Phil, regardless of its size, your handsome face would offset any yearning for its transformation.