Uh...Fake bulges

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  1. deityn

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    My entire city now wears a fake bulge, like literally everyone. When I say fake, I mean they are putting shit in their pants, that is gigantic, like they are pretending to have 12 inch X 8 inch cocks, and thats soft. It has spread to the cities around me like wildfire, and now I am thinking the entire world will be fucked in a matter of time. This isn't a joke either. In a matter of eight months, it has spread to nearly every person within 2 hours of my hometown.

    It has fucked up society, all the girls that are stupid enough (surprisingly only a couple are disbelievers, instinct to like big dicks?) are horny all the time and stare (which is probably why this spread, jealousy). All the guys stare with a look of insecurity, everyone looks embarrassed all the time, everyones faces are red as fuck, and it's getting ridiculous.
     
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    What city is this?
     
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    Could be Seattle... that's where he says he's from!
     
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    Not directly in seattle, but in a large city nearby. I am actually unsure how much this has effected the seattle area, although I am sure it has.
     
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    I don't get the problem. Let them stuff.
     
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    "Is that a lufa in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
     
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    i smell bullshit...

    no offense but this sounds ludicrous
     
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    Well now thats just wrong.
     
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    i highly doubt an entire city, or even 10 percent for that matter, are wearing fake bulges unless there is some local vendor selling them claiming they make you invincible.

    and for it to remotely get to the point where people are visually uncomfortable and bothered, and there faces are getting red...LOL :mad:
     
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    Imagine the disappointment when the real thing comes out!
    They may stuff once but when the chips are done, the embarrassment is far greater when pushed to action. Can you imagine trying to hide that sock when you're hot in the middle of spemthing interesting? I wouldn't want to be there.
     
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    How do you know this to be true?
     
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    Sounds like someone is stretching their imagination on this one.

    No need to stuff if you are well-hung. No way to stuff if you are freeballing. I will stick to being well-hung and freeballing. Let them be impressed by the swing in my pants, not the socks.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA this is ridiculous and I suspect maybe a odd attempt to promote ones own size/ start a dumb trend.
     
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    I'll say this, it's still a bit fringe in most places, and this is probably the wrong site to be having this discussing, even though there is a "Make it Bigger" section. But it's true, in places like New York and LA, where I live, stuffing has taken off more than one would imagine. These are the two biggest companies selling Padded briefs. They've been written up in magazines, and one was shown on Regis and Kelly this summer. Like it or not, the cod piece has returned.

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    In a round-about way this is good news for us. If it becomes fashionable to show bulge then it means that the penis and VPL are becoming socially acceptable again. Maybe the next thing to be targetted by fashion will be the gross and uncomfortable long shorts.
     
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    lol...fictitious stories is just down the hall to the left :smile:
     
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    Stretch, you seem too big to be real. If it wasn't for your gallery, I'd be skeptical. I guess you are doing a tuck-under.
     
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    If girls can wear padded bra's, a guy can pad his ass....especially if he doesn't have one.
     
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    Must not be alot goin on in Seattle ????
     
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    I agree :bsflag:
     
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