Uh Uh Uh Oh Yes yes YES! Uh-huh OH!

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    H8Monga: Sorry if there has been a topic here like this, I haven't been keeping up here sadly.

    Do any of you ladies feel the need to fake orgasms? Why? And not just that, do you make noise during sex? Why? Is it because of instinct or it's what the guy wants to hear thanks to porn?

    And for the silly one... any of you get the urge? The urge to herbal?
     
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    Tender: no i do not fake.
    have i ever, yes. generally so hell stop and leave me alone lol
    but i dont now. if i orgasm, fine, if not im okay with that...and so is he...

    noises?
    yes i make noise, dont talk alot, but do make noise,
    lots of mmmm and ooooo and Ohhhh
    instinct? no, porn? no,
    more like reflex, i just do, i cant help it...
    but yeah he likes it.
    Tender
     
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    I have a confession. I have had to fake an orgasm. There were a number of different reasons, from too drunk to bad sex and I wanted to get it over with.
    >yes, men can fake orgasms<
     
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    gigantikok: I'm sure men can fake orgasms. Most don't have to, no matter how bad the sex is, but I am sure it is very possible. From what I've heard, most women can't even feel the semen entering their vagina anyway... Take some acting lessons and don't pull out and I'm sure any guy could do it convincingly. ;)
     
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    wvalady1968: In the past, I have faked it, for many of the reasons already stated by others. Usually, it's because I can tell that "it ain't gonna happen", we're both getting tired, and I can tell he's waiting for me to climax. [He's unhappy when I don't, and it isn't always a big issue fpr me.]

    And, yes, I'm quite vocal. When he first hits that G spot, the feeling is so intense that it's almost painful. The noises could be misunderstood, and I wouldn't be too surprised to have the police show up at the door to see if someone was being murdered. So, I try to keep the volume down.

    Another question I'd like to pose: How many of you, Christian or otherwise, sound like a Southern Baptist at a revival when you're coming?

    "Oh, Lord !
    Oh, Sweet Jesus!
    Oh, yes, Lord!
    Oh, God ! "
    :D
     
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    prepstudinsc: [quote author=wvalady1968 link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#5 date=10/24/03 at 07:29:54]
    Another question I'd like to pose: How many of you, Christian or otherwise, sound like a Southern Baptist at a revival when you're coming?

    "Oh, Lord !
    Oh, Sweet Jesus!
    Oh, yes, Lord!
    Oh, God ! "
    :D[/quote]

    That's what is called a "religious" orgasm....if it felt like heaven. LOL
     
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    huge_cock_have_pic: "ummmmmm, ohhhhh your pussy is so fucking hot... I gotta cum..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiiittttttt, mmmmmmmmm. That was fucking incredible."

    Hey men can fake an orgasm. Unless of course the girl checks the condom. EWWWWWWWWWW
     
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    captainstupid: uuhhhh ooohhh....ahhh. got anything in the fridge?
     
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    Tender: [quote author=wvalady1968 link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#5 date=10/24/03 at 07:29:54]"Oh, Lord !
    Oh, Sweet Jesus!
    Oh, yes, Lord!
    Oh, God ! "
    :D[/quote]


    Blasphemy!! :D
     
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    wvu_kerq: Yeah, I fake them... but only if he's really bad and wont leave me alone any other way. I have faked one or two when I'm with a guy who's normally good but we're (I say we, not him) having an off night... and I don't think it's gonna happen *shrug* I probably shouldn't...
    As for noise... contrary to my normal everyday self I'm pretty quiet. If my boyfriend wants me to be loud I will be though.
     
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    captainstupid: i remeber i was getting a hand job once from some girl and i wish i could have faked an orgasim that time (i was pretty drunk which makes it hard to cum) my dick was sore the next day. ::)
     
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    sammygirly: Have I ever faked - yes.

    Do I do it often, oh hell no. Of course, there's not a lot of the time I don't orgasm...I'm lucky that way I suppose.

    But honestly, I think we do it because men have such a hard time understanding that it's not necessarily the orgasm we're after and that if we don't cum, but you do...it really IS alright
     
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    Valkyrie: Faking it - as most women I have, but only once or twice. Those times were with temporary partners. In a long term relationship I've actually never faked it.

    On the other hand I usually always come with the right amount of stimulation and if I don't it's no big deal.

    As for making noises. I'm pretty vocal - not always in words, but definitely in sounds. It's all instinct - nothing to do with porn. On the other hand - it can be really hot to come somewhere where you _have_ to keep quiet as to not reveal yourselves. Makes it seem more intense at times.

    /Val
     
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    aussiechick63: I have never faked an orgasm. I reckon if i guy is not good enough to give me one why should I make him think he is. I'm not going to feed his ego in that way.
    Yeah yeah I know I'm a selfish bitch.
    He will get over it.
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=prepstudinsc link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#6 date=10/24/03 at 09:29:22]

    That's what is called a "religious" orgasm....if it felt like heaven.  LOL[/quote]

    Don't they all?
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=Tender link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#9 date=10/24/03 at 10:53:30]


    Blasphemy!!  :D[/quote]

    Just thanking Him for His most perfect invention. ;)
     
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    Tender: [quote author=aussiechick63 link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#14 date=10/27/03 at 10:01:12]I have never faked an orgasm. I reckon if i guy is not good enough to give me one why should I make him think he is. I'm not going to feed his ego in that way.
    Yeah yeah I know I'm a selfish bitch.
    He will get over it.[/quote]


    hope i am wrong here, but this sounds to me that if a woman fails to orgasm, its HIS fault??
    uh, not so.
    my SB is more than a decent lover, and there are many times i do not... and it is ME, not him....and he knows that, so i don't fake, but I never make him to feel that it is his fault...
    :-/
    Tender
     
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    Shaolin: [quote author=wvalady1968 link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#5 date=10/24/03 at 07:29:54]In the past, I have faked it, for many of the reasons already stated by others. Usually, it's because I can tell that "it ain't gonna happen", we're both getting tired, and I can tell he's waiting for me to climax. [He's unhappy when I don't, and it isn't always a big issue fpr me.]

    And, yes, I'm quite vocal. When he first hits that G spot, the feeling is so intense that it's almost painful. The noises could be misunderstood, and I wouldn't be too surprised to have the police show up at the door to see if someone was being murdered. So, I try to keep the volume down.

    Another question I'd like to pose: How many of you, Christian or otherwise, sound like a Southern Baptist at a revival when you're coming?

    "Oh, Lord !
    Oh, Sweet Jesus!
    Oh, yes, Lord!
    Oh, God ! "
    :D[/quote]

    My ex once said "Holy Jesus, mother of God!", which really tickled me for 2 reasons.

    1. That sentence makes absolutely no sense.
    2. She was a Wiccan(witch).
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=Tender link=board=women;num=1066975582;start=0#17 date=10/27/03 at 10:37:20]
    hope i am wrong here, but this sounds to me that if a woman fails to orgasm, its HIS fault??
    uh, not so.
    my SB is more than a decent lover, and there are many times i do not... and it is ME, not him....and he knows that, so i don't fake, but I never make him to feel that it is his fault...
    :-/
    Tender [/quote]
    Word up, power to ya sista! We need more women like you out there! I've been made to feel inadequete to not bring a women to an orgasm, it is a shitty feeling.
     
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