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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by philberttrw, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. philberttrw

    philberttrw New Member

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    I'm at work, usually, when I go on here, and THANK GOD for LPSG.

    ...Now, if only one of you big-dicked sweethearts showed up at my desk, I'd be set for life.

    I KNOW someone on here wants to help me get out of a rebound phase...

    I'm CUTE, dammit!
     
  2. Pene_Negro_Grande

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    Yeah I know what you mean...I usually work from home and this site helps out or I would be bored to death...And yeah - you are a good looking guy...I am sure you find someone here to help you out...
     
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    Thanks, PNG. 'Preciate it.
     
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    (drools after seeing pic...)

    Yes, ummmm, you are cute.

    My wife got pissed and asked me how I felt if she had more than one husband. I said it would be great if he was handsome as hell, and as attracted to me as he was her. She sat down, dropped her jaw, and said, "Oh, I didn't think of it that way." (She knows I'm attracted to men and women.) However, in all those fantasies, I'm TOTALLY happy with her and ever will be faithful. She reminded me that this is the year of the cock, and she will be busy with that part. I laughed and said "You're welcome to anything you can find, at any time." She has surprised me often since then. Life is good.

    In a parallel universe I would ask you to fill out an application for "alternate boyfriend."

    Don't feel lonely, it's all in your head. You'll turn enough heads you won't need to worry about the "lonely" part.

    Smiles,
    Buff
     
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    It is pretty cool that you and your wife are pretty open...
     
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    Oh Philbert, I'd play with you if I weren't married and was your type. :p
     
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    I've been in this "post relationship" mode for almost two years now.
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    argh.
    I know what it is like.

    Perhaps you can draw yourself as a cartoon, too,
    and we can live happily ever after. :D
     
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    I am living a cartoon life as it is. We are all your online loves, Philbert, so just revel in it. My internet connection is off at home so here I sit at Kinko's- am I addicted or what?
     
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    ...Dude, Buff, I thought we'd already filed the paperwork?

    :)
     
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    ...I've done that very thing, Madame... And I am embarrased to admit that I feel like it's normal ;)

    Ugh. I just need a big penis. Now. Or you or TexAssGirl to come over. Damn. You are both some FINE examples of womanhood.

    DMW would do nicely.
     
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