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Somehow the British are so much more adept, clever and entertaining than we Americans when it comes to discussing anatomy. On our side of the Atlantic, a British TV program called Naked Attraction that dates from 2016 was recently met with genuine disgust and displeasure by our puritanical entertainment reporters. Why? Because recently HBO Max chose to bring it over for viewers here in the United States to gawk at in the pleasure and privacy of their homes.

Having seen many episodes, I must admit that most of my enjoyment comes from the female host's calm, English demeanor, as she and the guest participant go from glass booth to glass booth examining genitalia as-if they were sculptures in an art museum. But it sure beats that insipid drivel that passes for primetime reality shows on our network TV. And the contestants get to see what they're getting prior to their first dates!

Thus it shouldn't be a leap of faith-- in the interests of biological science-- that these same media folks should sally forth in the quest to ferret out the unusual problems that those of dating age should encounter. How about a documentary called My Massive Cock? And who better to star than a slight, nerdish lad of 5'6" with a giant schlong that rides suspiciously rigid in loose warmup apparel and underwear? Quote the sympathetic female host "despite Joe's special pants, he still can't hide his bulge." Yup, a cultured woman from the British Isles, talking about a dude's massive package, is far more preferable than hearing our actress Fran Drescher.
 

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Yeah one is a big OF creator (who has recently came out as bi and does gay stuff now). Then there’s a football coach who has a big cock (probably the best looking cock out of the three) but his story is kinda of sad. Then there’s the joggers guy who is obviously on this for clout. He’s quite unlikable tbh.
 

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Yeah one is a big OF creator (who has recently came out as bi and does gay stuff now). Then there’s a football coach who has a big cock (probably the best looking cock out of the three) but his story is kinda of sad. Then there’s the joggers guy who is obviously on this for clout. He’s quite unlikable tbh.
What’s his name?
 

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Kelly Ripa compares Mark Consuelos’ penis size to ‘Naked Attraction’ contestants

To bolster my observation of American verses British television I present our cuddly TV couple, Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos. Recently as a spice additive to their 27-year marriage, the two binge-watched Naked Attraction. After sizing-up several exciting episodes of the program, naturally Kelly had to blab her findings before a national television audience-- comprised mostly of bored housewives. Oh, if there were only a way to resurrect ex-host Regis Philbin from beyond the grave.

Since my last post, I've read about the cunning and devious techniques that the program is using to minimize the male contestants prized possessions. Beside casting the most modestly endowed males in all of the United Kingdom, they are also keeping the temperature on the set to that of northern Siberia in mid- January. No wonder the poor bastards are all foreskin!

I know there is a LPSG member here who is quite familiar with both Naked Attraction and My Massive Cock productions. Perhaps "Gallant-Heroic White Knight" can verify the arctic cold temperature used on the set.
 

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Well I was surprised though I probably shouldn't have been the subject of this one clip posted in this thread apparently has a very public Twitter OnlyFans account. Honestly I just typed in the name of the documentary cuz I was curious to watch it of course and our boy popped up all over Google. So none of you report this because it's definitely out there LOL I'm just surprised no one else is posted a picture in here. Show the guys some love he's got an expensive underwear bill to pay.
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