Somehow the British are so much more adept, clever and entertaining than we Americans when it comes to discussing anatomy. On our side of the Atlantic, a British TV program called
Naked Attraction that dates from 2016 was recently met with genuine disgust and displeasure by our puritanical entertainment reporters. Why? Because recently HBO Max chose to bring it over for viewers here in the United States to gawk at in the pleasure and privacy of their homes.
Having seen many episodes, I must admit that most of my enjoyment comes from the female host's calm, English demeanor, as she and the guest participant go from glass booth to glass booth examining genitalia as-if they were sculptures in an art museum. But it sure beats that insipid drivel that passes for primetime reality shows on our network TV. And the contestants get to see what they're getting prior to their first dates!
Thus it shouldn't be a leap of faith-- in the interests of biological science-- that these same media folks should sally forth in the quest to ferret out the unusual problems that those of dating age should encounter. How about a documentary called
My Massive Cock? And who better to star than a slight, nerdish lad of 5'6" with a giant schlong that rides suspiciously rigid in loose warmup apparel and underwear? Quote the sympathetic female host
"despite Joe's special pants, he still can't hide his bulge." Yup, a cultured woman from the British Isles, talking about a dude's massive package, is far more preferable than hearing our actress Fran Drescher.