D_Follensby Fowlplucker
Experimental Member
Gay football players?
Well let's look at the evidence:-
On-Pitch:
Mincing around the pitch? CHECK!
Snogging each other after a goal? CHECK!
Groping each other on pitch? CHECK!
Falling down in agony after a tap on the shin? CHECK!
Crying like a baby after above tap on shin or being knocked out of the cup? CHECK!
Off-Pitch:
Marry a Spice Girl? CHECK!
Marry a Wannabe Spice Girl? CHECK!
Have a 'FASHION' hair-cut? CHECK!
Hang out with 'fellow' A-List Gayers? CHECK!
Have a rumoured link with Will Young? CHECK!
UK Gay Footballers? Surely not....? Whatever gave you that idea?
Well let's look at the evidence:-
On-Pitch:
Mincing around the pitch? CHECK!
Snogging each other after a goal? CHECK!
Groping each other on pitch? CHECK!
Falling down in agony after a tap on the shin? CHECK!
Crying like a baby after above tap on shin or being knocked out of the cup? CHECK!
Off-Pitch:
Marry a Spice Girl? CHECK!
Marry a Wannabe Spice Girl? CHECK!
Have a 'FASHION' hair-cut? CHECK!
Hang out with 'fellow' A-List Gayers? CHECK!
Have a rumoured link with Will Young? CHECK!
UK Gay Footballers? Surely not....? Whatever gave you that idea?