UK Goss -- Jordan: ‘Pete’s willy like Sky+ remote’

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  1. edonline

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007360102,00.html

    ‘Pete’s willy like Sky+ remote’

    August 06, 2007

    I THOUGHT I already knew too much about PETER ANDRE’S manhood and wife JORDAN’S fondness for it – but then I flicked back through this week’s OK magazine.

    Having raved in the past about how big it is, the pair have decided to help all of those who wanted to visualise Pete’s penis for themselves.

    The singer boasted: “I'm proud of it! It's the size of the Sky remote control - I've measured it."

    But Jordan went one further adding: “'It is the size of the Sky+ remote, the one with the grey bits on, that's bigger than a normal remote.”

    Watching satellite TV will never be the same again.
     
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    a sky+ remote ist just 5-6 inch ?!
     
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    I think you need a new Sky+ remote! :p

    Also, on "Im a Celeb" didnt she say his balls were the size of acorns? It would seem a little bit out of proportion if you ask me...
     
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    ...and like a Sky+ remote it needs batteries, beams out filth and low brow entertainment on a massive scale and is popular on the worst sink estates imaginable.... What an appropriate comparator!

    Everyone look away now, they'll soon stop...

    (Oh no, We're gonna get "Katie and Peter; Tiamii's nappy, 1st haircut, 1st tooth, 1st day in Casualty, 1st schoolday and 1st preganacy aren't we...)
     
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    hahaha, nicely done :biggrin1: ....ooh, and it can be all yours from £14.99 a month on a one-year contract!
     
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    Surely if it was that big we'd have seen it by now ... we are talking about Jordan and Pete after all.
     
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    She is a pretty fucked up woman who I would not actually believe whatever she says - Pete's cock was tiny the first time she felt it (her words) now it is one of the great wonders of the world - go figure
     
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    a sky+ remote is 8.5inchs long and yes i actually measured a remote control lol :p
     
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    doesnt everyone remember before they got together she said he wz lyk 5" lol
     
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    He has a face like a Potato. No sorry, his face is like a builders elbow....What did the stylist do to his hair.... let's face it he never had "good" hair, that on his head now looks like it was grown on a flannel!

    Judging by the handful she's got contrasting by the expression on his fugly face, it aint even him she's grabbing....could it be the famed Sky+ remote she spoke of???
     
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    does no 1 remember on 'celebrity get me out of here' wen him n jordan first got to gether, he got out of her bed to go back to his n he was hard under his shorts didnt look small then!!

    cnt find n pics or the video so need some help to proove!!!!!
     
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