UK Jerk Off Club!!

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LOL, we'll probably need someone to help organise things, if you're offering

Well I was thinking more along the lines of just being present to generally take the minutes, you know, sit with my notepad and observe very closely....

Tripod: 19 minutes
BigBen: 21 minutes

etc

haha
 

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London here!
I think more people would be up for it if we met somewhere for a bit of dutch courage before hand, then moved on somewhere more comfortable ahem...
a couple of drinks always loosens my inhibitions if i'm feeling shy :smile:
Dx
 

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mmmmmmmmm......secretary , Huh.

"sit And Take Notes And Watch?" Surrounded By Naked Jerking Men.

Sounds Very Familiar, In Fact That's What I've Been Doing For A Decade Now.
I've Just Posted Three Of My B/w "sketches" Done From Drawings, I Did Under Exactly The Circumstances You're Imagining. I'm Hoping To Thread The Illustrated Experience In The Not Too Distant Future.
Having Moved Away, I've Slowed Down Attending, Now, But Make A Point Of Being There For Our "midsumma Jerkoff" At The Summer Solstice.
(google "melbourne Wankers" For Info. If You Want To..)

(i Was Actually Hoping To Organise One, Here On Lpsg, This Solstice, Just Past, (21st June) But Missed My Chance. (had To Do My Intro First, Suddenly Found Out How To Post Photos................blew It!)

Hopefully Then, There's The Equinox......
I Actually Started Counting The Months From Yesterday, Realised How Stupid I Was, Before I Got To Three Though. (lol)
I Feel The Solstice Is The More Powerful Choice, But That's Six Months Away.
a Global Orgasm, Where We Could All Jerk Off At A Specified Time All Round The World, Pretty Pagan, Huh. Some With Partners Would Root, But Regardless We'd All Be Approaching Orgasm At The Same Time.
Co-ordinating The Roll Call Afterwards, Would Definitely Require A Secretary. So Your Observation And Note Pad Skills Can Be Put To Good Use, Field Work And Training Might Be Called For, If You're Not Up To It, I Suppose We May Need To Tender. (lol).
back To The Uk.
(where A Group Probably Already Exists And You'll All Be Very Welcome. Ours Supply The Plastic Sheeting, Baby Oil And Showers, You Bring Your Own Orgasms, Although Volunteers Can Assist Where Required. (tongue In Cheek Smirking)) Cheers, R.

P.S. Please excuse the erratic type style, I use uppercase and having posted it, I've found that that, is not what comes out. (which is a piss off, but it's all a learning curve, and better now than later!)
 
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Sorry, it seems I may have "hi jacked" a personal adv.
but, anyway, now that I have,
"Darkhorse I've just checked your gallery,
do you honestly expect us to believe that you'e shy, and would need alcohol to cope?
Believe me at any jerk off, you'd be the "Golden Boy" as I term it,
the one that gets all the attention.
They're the ones I like drawing most, it's like a mating frenzy, where the others all take off circling above the ground, around the "Golden Boy" lost in an orgasmic vortex. Surrounding them a distracted audience, pauses in silence to watch (if I can capture that moment on paper, avoiding flying oil, it's usually the most exciting image of the whole three hours.)

You'd cope, I'm sure, or do you need any personalized coaching?
I'm available, you only have to call......."
 

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the problem is where?

I have two ideas about where to do it.
 

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Sorry guys, that was fours weeks ago and i've noted the silence.
did I kill the train of thought or did the event eventualize?

LET'S KNOW HOW IT WENT,
OR WAS THERE A SERIAL KILLER IN THE GROUP!

Is someone out there currently trying to solve the very messy murder of a room full of very big dicks?

" Ochk now, what have they all got in common ? " ":dunno:
 

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I used to be a member of a club in Birmingham which had regular 'wanking groups', similar kind of thing I guess, although there was always a lady(often more than one) present to do the wanking lol.
Any volunteers? Denise? :)
They were always great fun, very relaxed and a good laugh.
Would be good to sort something out.
If anyone is interested in the midlands let me know.