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[Reese]

Hi all. My name's Reese, other half of the busty blonde size queen known here as VixPix, and just thought I'd register here to see what all the fuss was about. At just 8 inches long with a 5 inch girth I don't consider myself particularly large...but I'm always on the lookout for something bigger! :wink:

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[VixPix]

Hi all. My name's Reese, other half of the busty blonde size queen known here as VixPix, and just thought I'd register here to see what all the fuss was about. At just 8 inches long with a 5 inch girth I don't consider myself particularly large...but I'm always on the lookout for something bigger! :wink:

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Oi, you! Get off of my cloud!!

 

[carter2006]

Uh-oh, I sense a domestic coming on!

Welcome (to you both :biggrin1

 

[Reese]

Uh-oh, I sense a domestic coming on!

Welcome (to you both :biggrin1

Thanks, carter2006.

Btw, I think you're right about the domestic. To wit...

Oi, you! Get off of my cloud!!

But, hun, I can deep-throat more length than you! :nana:

 

[Big Del]

Welcome

But I fancy your missus more!

Peace and love

Del

 

[Pecker]

Welcome, Reese. Now you both have to be careful what you post.

BTW - 8X5 ain't no slouch size.

 

[fortiesfun]

Welcome. Are you drag versions of each other or actually separate people?

 

[VixPix]

Welcome. Are you drag versions of each other or actually separate people?

No, I'm cock in a frock and t'other one is the bearded lady.

HTH

 

[chicagosam]

Hi all. My name's Reese, other half of the busty blonde size queen known here as VixPix, and just thought I'd register here to see what all the fuss was about. At just 8 inches long with a 5 inch girth I don't consider myself particularly large...but I'm always on the lookout for something bigger! :wink:

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Gee, two for the price of one! Welcome Reese and VixPix! Enjoy the site!:biggrin1:

 

[Reese]

Welcome. Are you drag versions of each other or actually separate people?

Heh, find me one person who has big tits and a good-sized cock, and I'd be sorted for life.

On second thought, if we're living the fantasy, can I instead place an order for one with a pair of J-cups and 11 inches of thick, hard meat?

Gee, two for the price of one! Welcome Reese and VixPix! Enjoy the site!:biggrin1:

Thanks for the welcome. Yes, come to think of it, we are quite the bargain! Care to take a test drive? :wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

we are quite the bargain! Care to take a test drive? :wink:

Well, you are cheap. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Just funnin', Reese.
Hope you both enjoy yourselves here.
Seems a sure bet you will.

8 by 5, eh? So you're not a king ... just a baron.
Sounds good to me.

 

[digitalninja]

Welcome!

 

[VixPix]

8 by 5, eh? So you're not a king ... just a baron.
Sounds good to me.

Hits my spot, honey. However, we are ALWAYS on the look out for someone bigger to play with!

 

[Reese]

Thanks, all! :biggrin1:

Well, you are cheap. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Just funnin', Reese.

Cheap?! We bloody give it away for free!! :tongue:

Hits my spot, honey. However, we are ALWAYS on the look out for someone bigger to play with!

Aww, you're sooo sweet! :07:

However, I'm still after a good, thick 11-incher to get my gob around... :yawn: