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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Reese, Jul 11, 2006.

  1. Reese

    Reese New Member

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    Hi all. My name's Reese, other half of the busty blonde size queen known here as VixPix, and just thought I'd register here to see what all the fuss was about. At just 8 inches long with a 5 inch girth I don't consider myself particularly large...but I'm always on the lookout for something bigger! :wink:

     
  2. VixPix

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    Oi, you! Get off of my cloud!!
     
  3. carter2006

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    Uh-oh, I sense a domestic coming on!

    Welcome (to you both :biggrin1:)
     
  4. Reese

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    Thanks, carter2006.

    Btw, I think you're right about the domestic. To wit...

    But, hun, I can deep-throat more length than you! :nana:
     
  5. Big Del

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    Welcome

    But I fancy your missus more!

    Peace and love

    Del
     
  6. Pecker

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    Welcome, Reese. Now you both have to be careful what you post.

    BTW - 8X5 ain't no slouch size.
     
  7. fortiesfun

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    Welcome. Are you drag versions of each other or actually separate people?
     
  8. VixPix

    VixPix New Member

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    No, I'm cock in a frock and t'other one is the bearded lady.

    HTH
     
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    Gee, two for the price of one! Welcome Reese and VixPix! Enjoy the site!:biggrin1:
     
  10. Reese

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    Heh, find me one person who has big tits and a good-sized cock, and I'd be sorted for life.

    On second thought, if we're living the fantasy, can I instead place an order for one with a pair of J-cups and 11 inches of thick, hard meat? :rolleyes:

    Thanks for the welcome. Yes, come to think of it, we are quite the bargain! Care to take a test drive? :wink:
     
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    Well, you are cheap. Ha ha ha ha ha.
    Just funnin', Reese.
    Hope you both enjoy yourselves here.
    Seems a sure bet you will.

    8 by 5, eh? So you're not a king ... just a baron.
    Sounds good to me.
     
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    Hits my spot, honey. However, we are ALWAYS on the look out for someone bigger to play with!
     
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    Thanks, all! :biggrin1:

    Cheap?! We bloody give it away for free!! :tongue:

    Aww, you're sooo sweet! :07:

    However, I'm still after a good, thick 11-incher to get my gob around... :yawn:
     
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