Uk Sexy Mona

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by uksexymona, Jan 19, 2006.

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How Big Is Your Cock?

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  1. uksexymona

    uksexymona New Member

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    Hello:
    I am 32 years old slutwife from London, UK. I am very attractive,in shape,36-28-40, leggy and tall 5'9" without heels,6,4" with heels real bubble rounded sexy ass,brunette,shaved tight wet pussy,and has decided I am for black use only. I have been black-fucked trained and needs a new fuck buddy. You must be in shape and huge hung over 9 thick inches.
    If you have what I am in need of there is nothing that I will not do,fisting,anal,oral,cum drinking,deepthroating,assfucking until my ass is fully stretched,hard pussy fucking until itis deeply drilled by your big cock and fully irregated and flooded by your heavy loads of cum,double penetrated, or passed around to other hung black guys,and may be willing to be pimped out once I am comfortable with you. I have chosen to fuck huge black cock on a regular basis because hubby's small cock can't satisfy me although he will of course loves to watch and clean my pussy up when you are done using me.
    We are very for real so you be too. If you are really interested and serious into fucking me and you are huge hung,and doesnt mind hubby being present,and watching sometimes,sharing me with you,please write to me at:
    sexymona@gmail.com

    I will send you a picture after I have gotten one proving your size,and trust me when I say we are very for real.
    Husband is a 51 year old cuckold and loves to see me pleased and fed creampies, We are in the Earles Court area. so if you know also other hung, black gentlemen in the London area to fuck me on a regualr basis, and interested,who are over 81/2''or bigger,average build,45 or younger,who don't mind hubby being present, email me now.
    I am also into gangbangs,I would do up to 100 guys if they are all well hung and I have done so far up to 45 guys in one gangbang party in Manchester two years ago.
    Finally if you want to learn more about me before you decide to fuck me, please visit my website link in my profile area of this board and message me there if really interested.We can accommodate and I can travel for the right person(s) if cock is big enough and worth the travel.

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  2. Pecker

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    Forgive me if I'm wrong, mona, but you come off as a pro (or prost.)

    I have a strong feeling that this identical post has been made to many forums on the internet.

    At any rate, if it is legit, it belongs in Your Local LPSG rather than Meet and Greet.
     
  3. D_alex8

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    In fact, Pecker, I would say that she comes off as this pro:

    http://www.escort.sexcia.com/escorts/post_1723.html

    The username 'sexymona' gives over 4000 matches at google, mostly to other sites "she" has spammed with what is doubtless ultimately advertizing.
     
  4. Matthew

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    Busted!!!
     
  5. madame_zora

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    Please exsanguinate yourself and drop off the drained corpse at the local Salvation Army donor box. Thank you, please pull forward.

    Ha! Gotcha Spladle!
     
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    ORCABOMBER and black_hung are pretty much the only black Londoners (or black Brits for that matter) on this here message board. Try emailing them.
     
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    Good detective work, Alex. After someone kills her, I'll dispose of the body--free of charge.
     
  8. B_Hickboy

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    Be thou gone...
     
  9. 10.5andproudofit

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    You said "exsanguinate". Four syllables. That's HAWT!
     
  11. Pecker

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    I found a pic of the real mona!!
     
  12. B_Spladle

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    You're ugly and I wouldn't fuck you even if you wanted me to. I would suggest that you kill yourself but fear you'd choose a less painful route than the one I have intended for you, which is to drink bleach until your stomach bursts, you despicable, filthy whore.

    I hope you burn in hell.

    Have a nice day!

    :smile:
     
  13. B_Spladle

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    Pfft, whatever. Mine's better.
     
  14. davidjh7

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    Hmmm--tough call--you get points for an original painful suicide, Madame Zora gets extra points for keeping it short, yet expanding our vocabularies(beats Reader's Digest Improve Your Word Power ANY day). Maybe we should have a poll?:biggrin1:
     
  15. Pecker

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    Looks like Spladle found out he can't afford her fee.
     
  16. madame_zora

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    Oh yes, lets. Are you really saying that draining your own blood and putting your corpse in a drop box is LESS creative than drinking bleach?

    Sorry Spladle, I win this time. You have to give credit where credit is due, I don't win often.

    As far as her appearance goes, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick, and I want my zebra motif back. I'd suggest she get all that shit out of the back of the pic too, what an amateur.
     
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    OK, she's a troll, but "kill yourself" and all. That's a bit harsh. Make fun of her and move on to the next thread.
     
  18. D_alex8

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    An original and well-performed act of seppuku is worthy of considerable praise and honor in traditional Japanese culture, so I say that Mona is being treated with too much esteem, if anything. :rolleyes:
     
  19. davidjh7

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    Well, yes it IS creative, but the whole Vampire blood draining thing has been so overdone in the media, whereas, death by bleach has hardly been touched by Hollywood yet---uh-oh, I shouldn't have said that....now a whole new genre of bleach killing zombie horror flicks are gonna be made. And you'll have Clorox product placement ads everywhere....forget I said anything:biggrin1:
     
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    Well, we aren't exactly in japan and nobody has mentioned anything of a blade. Though watching het be cut to death by amateur shinobi in training would be cool.:cool:
     
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