Ultimate New Figure 8 Cockring Disappointment

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Hi,
if you've checked out my posts and profile, you know that I've used stainless steel cockrings. In my growth posts, you know that they were a significant contributor to my permanent gains in size (not like I really needed it but..you knw...bigger is better.). However, I like to fuck with cockrings and my now wife with the most incredible, muscular and size accomodating pussy, didn't like the feel of my steel cockrings nor the chink sound.....enter wonderful, beautiful, buxom (I think pansexual) sex boutique clerk to whom I gave my measurements including gitth and package girth....she recommended a figure 8 cock ring and assured me it would accomodate and last. Well that was 2 weeks ago .... boy did I fuck with that though...miraculous no steel cold and no chink sound. But....My genitals are REALLY REALLY (seriously for any doubters) thicker and bigger than average .... bigger than most. And this is what I got this AM!. Broken. Silicone 10 expanding BROKEN!. I was devastated. I'm upset and unfulfilled today. I ordered 3 more. I assume that, just like condoms and other sex devices, I WILL be breaking more...so need spares. Sigh. James. JIH XXX ;-)
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You AWESOME tight package guy! Sassenack. Your reply is helping me get through this...however, since I've put on a couple of steel cock rings, you're helpling my length and girth along with my spirits! XXX ;-)


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This is such a devastating tragedy!

BUT, I think it's just desserts for you because you obviously downplayed your girth in describing your cock to the sexy sales woman. Had you told her your real size this disaster could have been avoided!

Still, my thoughts are with you.
 
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OH I SO did not. I even measured everything wrote it on a piece of hotel stationnary and showed her (she kept the paper for some reason). Perhaps it was an inch to cm conversion problem. Happy Canadian here but in my mind cocks are measured in inches. Maybe.
XXX ;-) JIH

This is such a devastating tragedy!

BUT, I think it's just desserts for you because you obviously downplayed your girth in describing your cock to the sexy sales woman. Had you told her your real size this disaster could have been avoided!

Still, my thoughts are with you.