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  1. Imported

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    dellflower: wat r the biggest breasts u ever saw in person? (male or females answer)



    i geuss mine for me lol..... 34 C which due to ur reply to other topics r quite big
     
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    Well, this will be unfair because I've seen tons of strippers and most of their racks are not real, but I saw a woman named "Wendy Whoppers" in Atlanta aoubt 7 or 8 years ago who measured 36GGG, believe it or not!!! Her breasts were the size of basketballs and they were air-filled, I never saw anything like it. They kinda floated and half bounced when she danced, it was quite a sight, freak-show style.
    The biggest real set belonged to a stripper named Stacy who measured a 36FF, I had to buy special bras to make her costumes with extra support, she was previously wearing the wrong bra size too!
     
  3. D_Humper E Bogart

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    Isn't this in the wrong section?

    Anyway, I have seen the late Lolo Ferrari's.

    She was UG-ERLY. Looked like she was "Irai tortured" with the ugly stick!
     
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    This might be the same Wendy Whoppers who used to do porn. While her booblies were huge (far bigger than other tit 'actresses' like Tiffany Towers and Betty Boobs), she lagged behind a certain Dixie Dynamite. Okay, I'm gay so I might not get it, but do straight men really get off on tits the size of Volkswagen Beetles? It seems way too bizarre to me.
     
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    Sure, some do ... just as some people get off on surreal morphed/pumped/too-large-to-fit-into-any-bodily-orifice dicks. Some people, be they gay or straight, male or female, just have a certain "bigger is always better" mentality, whether applying it to the male or female anatomy.

    Steve ;)

    P.S. The biggest breasts I've ever seen in person were an ex-girlfriend's, but they were "only" DD cups.
     
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    Those enormous, fake boobs turn this straight guy off.

    You could bounce a quarter off them: they're too darned hard!

    Besides, as in the case of Wendy W., I'd hate to bite a little too hard and have her go whooshing all over the room like a balloon!
     
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    I have to give my opinion of the big boobs. They's gross to me, as are pumped cocks that are distorted. Although gay, a hot pair of tits, perfectly shaped, upturned nips, etc, on a female entice me and make me want to lick and suck. If any of you have seen "Leaving Metropolis" with Troy Ruptard as David and Vincent Corazza as Matt, you'll get to see many up close views of Matt's wife'd brests. They made this gay guy wanna rub his dick with passion.

    Btw, you'll get to see some torrid scenes of the two male stars making out, too. Vincent has a body to 'die for'! A bit off subject, but I found this a good thread to vent my enthusiasm for the movie.

    Luke ;)
     
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    I remember Wendy Whoppers was on an episode of The Montell Williams show when he first came out. I was 12, her breast were HUGE and I was in heaven. I fantasized about those breasts for months after see them. I still remember that episode to this day.

    However, the largest real breasts I've ever seen belonged to a girl I hooked up with. I think she said they were F or G. In any case they were HUGE and nice, they didn't sag or anything. They were perfection. She was known around campus for them. I miss them. :rolleyes:
     
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    No, not all straight guys do. Most of us like boobs in proportion, maybe a little larger than average, in the B to D range. You can blame Playboy for the fetish for G- or H-cups.
     
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    the girls who work in "lapdance clubs" do seem to make better money when they get their breasts enlarged, for some reason. But in the regular bars where primary income is from hustling drinks, it doesn't seem to matter, girls of all different breast and body sizes can do well, depends more on attitude. I don't know if that's relevant, but just an observation. I think the enormous enlargements look downright silly myself, but then I'm not a str8 guy! I think the bigger-than-average-but-not-freakish ones look best IRL.
     
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    In my view, if you aren't stacked at front, you've got a beautiful rear!

    I *never* lose! :lol:
     
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    As long as she isn't "55378008".

    Jon (Working in a "37047734")
     
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    Okay, Jonb, enlighten the poor morons like me as to what on earth you meant!!
     
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    Remember the old calculator trick where you could type in 0.7734 and turn it upside down and it spelled "Hello?" Same principle. First number upside-down is "BOOBLESS" and second number is "HELLHOLE."
     
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    ahh, thanx, Dee!!

    And, Jonb- glad to see you have a silly side too. I was afraid it was gonna be a complicted algebreic equasion making me feel even dumber!
     
  17. Imported

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    maverackstud8: ya guys girl
    i guess you people don't google or surf yahoo groups for big breast much somehow you missed out on this.

    :mellow:
    TINA SMALL BEAT ALL THOSE BIG MOUTHED STRIPPER.AT 84-22-35..

    She was a model in the 1980's-did a few films,modelled a bit-wrote a book.She is sort of left the business.I have a group on her for some time-many member male and few female.She is sort of a big blonde Wonder Woman.Wendy Whoppers was just a porn star.as Chelsie Charms.Tina Small had medical condition,known as virginal hypertrophy.not implants or anything else.

    How you guys missed with links on yahoo and MSN is beyond me.
    Now,you know,


    Welcome to TINA SMALL. Whether you are a manager, member, or visitor here, we hope you enjoy this MSN group.
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    Hi,welcome to all new and old members welcome aboard.
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    You join up.some say they want contribute-but don't .So no post or no web pages-and your out.This isn't just some site to look over pictures-leave and never come back.If you have something contribute.if you find thing related the group subject post-put it up as a web page,if you can or submit as a message and transfer it there.You want to be apart of this contribute or I am
    going to be forced to removed deadbeat members.I removed these people already ,who contributed to the site.More to Come.Anyone not contributing sometimes,gets removed.I am running a bunch of groups,can't maintain em all the time.I would like member participation.
    Thanks
    with exite stage right=I'm outta here.
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  18. Imported

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    Javierdude22:
    This might be the same Wendy Whoppers who used to do porn. While her booblies were huge (far bigger than other tit 'actresses' like Tiffany Towers and Betty Boobs), she lagged behind a certain Dixie Dynamite. Okay, I'm gay so I might not get it, but do straight men really get off on tits the size of Volkswagen Beetles? It seems way too bizarre to me. [/b][/quote]
    I remember seeing a porn video of her from my brother when I was app. 14 or 15 years old.

    At the same it was a major turn on, now they are actually quite a turnoff. Nothing to squeeze, and well...they seem silly. Au naturel is way better...most of the time with anything, on anyone.
     
  19. jonb

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    Yeah, 55378008 was part of a joke about Dolly Parton and Weight Watchers which was sent through chain letters back in the 80s. Actually it's pretty famous.
     
  20. Imported

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    maverackstud8: Dixie Dynamite is reported to actually a special effect.After the coming and goings of Tina Small and legendary 84 inch bust-a few assholes in the porn industry tried to produce some truly awful fakes.Zena Fulson was the first,coming around in 1989 0r 1990-after Gent magazine,editor John Fox-spent a few years,pissing Tina Small's reputation desided to launch his discovery of massive oversized tit model like Christina Jane Small.Tina Small's photographer John Xavier-said of Zena-they couldn't the original,so they created their own.Zena Fulsom/Fulsome/Fulson-they could never spell her the same in different places,her alledged sister-Cindy Fulson,who a porn actress Hannah Torrington or something,Vickie Little-who was a tabloid practical joke,with literally two beach balls strapped,Mandy Mounjoy and Dixie or Dixie Dynamite-was really porn actress Leanna Fox-all as a freind of mine-Doug,who runs or ran a big breast web zine Mammazine Rack,called all but Tina Small laughable.These Tina Small,wantobe,as is sometimes called,only fooled the really dum tit men out there-mostly on the web.There stories,often ran,bad porno or tabloid copy,from dirty old men,writing on bath room walls.Only Tina,published pictures not from nude model career,but pictures her childhood.pictures hard to fake her developing around age 12 or 13.
    There a few assholes,that think Tina Small is fake,too,but if you the 1155 member my group,I think those kind of tit men are very rare.I've only met around 3 or 4,and one single guy join my group.
    As for any large breasted woman,I try to show a bit of sensitivity-after all,I know I hate it when I am looked only as a hung of meat or shallow female fuck object.I love huge tits-really.Big ones,like Tina Small,get me harder viagra anyway.I try to refrain the kind of idiot comments people say to oversized males or females.Believe me-as big guys,hear the comments denigrating us.as much as the big gals,don't being thought of as just a pair of big tits.Sure,we our extra size,but we have other stuff contribute.It is ashame.many guys,just see the likes of Tina,as just big tits-as I figure many size queens only see John Holmes or Dick Rambone,as a big penis.
    .And now this
    Sincerely yours-Opward Onward Maveric.
    Joseph Gilbert Thompson.
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