unanimously stereotypical

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sweet_tania: Like a script...
Like a plan...
Destined to be said...
But I be thee one lest uniquely unique...
And you,
the meer subjects...
Perpetual denial...
Yest flower shalt not bloom...
Verbose appetisers shall feed me more...
I shall consume.

 

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jccs: There was a young man from Nantuckett,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,as he wiped his chin,
'If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it'.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

"If my ear were a cunt..."

Sorry, it's an impulse founded from an English minor like myself.

 

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norseman: ...and Nantucket only has one "T" at the end, not two. (I see we're all wisely staying away from even attempting to correct the syntax and mispellings from the first post in this thread !)

 

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jccs: Everyones a critic,although I havent seen your contribution to the large penis poetry corner.

 

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Finedessert: A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking. Steven Wright


Grandpa

 

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Donk: How about
"Would that my ear were a cunt, then I'd fuck it."

Seriously, I bet many readers are just grateful to jc to learn the rest of that verse. Most people seem only to know the first line.

I first heard the whole thing from the class clown when I was in 6th grade. I got a chuckle at the time. But little did I know then that I would wind up with a dick in that size range myself.

However, it should be noted that Homer Simpson reports that the stories about Mr. Nantucket are "greatly exaggerated."

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

For those who collect dirty limericks, there is another version of the Nantucket one:
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He twisted his pole
Into his asshole,
And tenderly began to fuck it.

And here's my own contribution ... and my own composition:
A famed ornithologist named Rollo
Gave me this bit of logic to follow:
'The bird of true love
Is not the white dove;
Can there be any doubt 'tis the swallow?'

 

[Max]

Another (ancient) one that makes a suggestion for fool-proof contraception, as well as bringing a tear to the eye:

There was a young man of Ghent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
So he no longer "came" but he "went".

 

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Finedessert: There was a young man from Berlin
Whose tool was the size of a pin.
Said his girl with a laugh
As she fondled the shaft,
"Well,this won't be much of a sin."

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There was a young man named Mirkin
Who kept on a-jerkin' his gherkin;
Said his wife to Mirkin,
"Your duty your shirkin'
That gherkin's for firkin,not jerkin"




Grandpa

 

[Pecker]

Young Darwin had a massive erection
Of several square inches cross-section.
So he set out to screw
Every Dutchess he knew
In the interest of Natural Selection.

Pecker