unanimously stereotypical

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sweet_tania: Like a script...
Like a plan...
Destined to be said...
But I be thee one lest uniquely unique...
And you,
the meer subjects...
Perpetual denial...
Yest flower shalt not bloom...
Verbose appetisers shall feed me more...
I shall consume.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

*Ahem* ... the following is not my best work:

A woman named Shania was quite anal;
Her posts were trite, her poetry banal.
Her grammar and usage were bad;
Her attitude decidedly sad.
I doubt that any here would grieve
If she simply decided to leave.
Where she would go and how she would fare
I don't really know ... nor do I care!

 

[HungArnold]

there once was a man from nantucket.....

but he hasn't posted here yet!

 

[Pecker]

One cannot eat beef for mad cow
Nor confidently invest for the Dow;
The news from Iran is earthquaking
From California Terminating
And Howard goes South to Pray
That George will leave Baghdad today.

But our holiday lights
Illuminate the nights
As bells ring the message bong bong.
Have a New Year
Of LPSG and cheer
And be grateful you have a long dong.

 

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Tender:

Pecker,
WHAT? on LPSG WORLD would we do without YOU?
:-*
Tender

 

[benderten2001]

[quote author=Tender link=board=clothing;num=1039455371;start=0#4 date=12/26/03 at 19:13:00]

Pecker,
WHAT? on LPSG WORLD would we do without YOU?
:-*
Tender

[/quote]

One thing's for sure.....we wouldn't laugh as much!

And it certainly wouldn't be the same!

 

[bigstr8bulge]

lol Pecker...that was awesome. had me laughin hard

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You think we ought to give Sweet Tania Robert's address?

 

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PackingVegas: Drew Carey is supposed to be hung. At his Friars Club Roast, Margaret Cho said some Haikus about it. I only remember one.

"Sudden summer storm
But under Drew Carey's dick
I am always dry."

 

[jonb]

That doesn't sound like a roast.

 

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PackingVegas: [quote author=jonb link=board=clothing;num=1039455371;start=0#9 date=01/08/04 at 21:25:58]That doesn't sound like a roast.[/quote]

Well, she said other things too, leading up to it. Quickly, she started by stating, "So Drew, you were homeless for a while, you lived in your van... like Jewel. Where's your book of poetry?"

 

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aquaman875: [quote author=PackingVegas link=board=clothing;num=1039455371;start=0#8 date=01/08/04 at 12:50:16]Drew Carey is supposed to be hung.  At his Friars Club Roast, Margaret Cho said some Haikus about it.  I only remember one.

"Sudden summer storm
But under Drew Carey's dick
I am always dry."[/quote]

In Drew's book he has a chapter about how he and a friend trade barbs over who's dick is bigger. (my favorite: my dick is so big it has its own dick and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick).

I think Cho's comments are a play on that joke.

 

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PackingVegas: [quote author=aquaman875 link=board=clothing;num=1039455371;start=0#11 date=01/13/04 at 17:59:22]

In Drew's book he has a chapter about how he and a friend trade barbs over who's dick is bigger.  (my favorite: my dick is so big it has its own dick and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick).

I think Cho's comments are a play on that joke.
[/quote]

I know what you're talking about, it's "101 Big Dick Jokes."
My favorite is, "My dick is so big, when I go to the movies, popcorn comes in 4 sizes: small, medium, large, and my dick."

 

[Pecker]

Watching winter TV weather
I just don't know whether
To believe what I hear, or balk.

For next morning I arise
And can't believe my eyes -
There's six inches of partly cloudy on my walk.

 

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zaneblue: As long as we're on the subject of celebrity dickage...

There once was a dame from Seattle,
Who lightly said, "I'm all a-rattle,
My secret campaign
is to ride Billy Zane.
Believe me, I don't mean sidesaddle."

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=zaneblue link=board=clothing;num=1039455371;start=0#14 date=01/16/04 at 17:40:49]As long as we're on the subject of celebrity dickage...

There once was a dame from Seattle,
Who lightly said, "I'm all a-rattle,
My secret campaign
is to ride Billy Zane.
Believe me, I don't mean sidesaddle."[/quote]