Nice timing on this thread. Something retarded happened to me this weekend that really pissed me off. Me, Aaron, Faina, Jami and Savannah were all riding in the car together and out of the fucking blue, Faina says (and this is a direct quote), "Chase, why don't you just buy those extra-large condoms off the internet? That way you could have sex with whoever you wanted and not have to worry about whether they're on the Pill or not." And everyone laughed except me. I was shocked. I mean, who the fuck does that? Are there really people out there who don't realize how goddam rude that is?
So I was like, "Why on earth would you say that out loud?" And then I kind of gritted my teeth.
And she was like, "What? It's not like it's such a big secret. Everybody here already knows anyway. Well, except for Sevvy."
What was really annoying was that after this was said, while I was flipping off Faina (who was in the back seat), Aaron turns and says, "Stop acting so indignant. She said it because you enjoy the attention."
"No, man, I don't!" I said disgustedly, "You're confusing me with a character that I play on the internet. Now please stfu about it."