I have read and replied to a lot of posts about showing bulges (and bugles :lmao: ) and people crotchwatching. It may be a repeat, but does anyone have stories about catching people who you wouldn't think would be looking at your crotch? For example, at times I have noticed the mother or sisters of past girlfriends sneeking peeks, when they thought I wasn't looking. I have a good story, and yes it is true. Once I was at a club/bar in Hollywood watching a band perform. Since the club was all ages, there were high school aged people there also. I was standing at the bar, and I got the feeling that someone was looking at me. I looked around and saw a woman staring at my crotch. The surprise was that she was middle aged, very square (ala Martha Stewart). I'm sure she had gone to take her kid to the concert because she was totally out of place. Anyway, that night I was wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a track jacket. Since I had on the jacket, my crotch was not covered. The jeans weren't really tight but you could definitely see my cock down my leg, and the outline of the head was clearly visible. I could not believe how she was staring. I would move around and her eyes would follow. I began to look at her face to see how long she would stare. She stared at least two minutes straight without turning away. :yikes: She finally looked up at my face, and I smiled. Amazingly, she then looked right back at my crotch. By this time I had gotten a pretty good semi-erection since my cock was getting so much attention. The growth was noticeable, and it was getting harder by the second. To have some fun, I flexed my cock a little and made it move. She then dropped her jaw and stared even harder. I could not believe that this straight laced mother was acting this way in public. After a few minutes I walked past her and gave her a wink. She began to blush and looked down at the floor, it was obvious she was embarassed. I saw her later that night when the show was over. She was walking her son and friends out of the club. I didn't approach her because I didn't want to embarass her son/s. I'm sure it was pretty hard being with their mom in the first place. Does anyone have any similar or funny stories? Have you busted any undercover crotchwatchers?