What a bunch of troglodytes.
I will sleep in the nude- I might stumble into the master bathroom nude to take a shower or a piss-
If I have been having sex I might go into the kitchen to get her or I something to drink afterward...
But other than that- I put on clothes in the morning and wear them until I take my evening shower or go to bed.
I would never in a million years answer the door unclothed or in underwear. ( I don't wear underwear anyway )
Although these stories do remind me of an incident- when my sons were pretty small and my wife desperately wanted a break- so I took them camping for two weeks, and left her gloriously alone in the house.
On the way home, It was during a massive heatwave- with temperatures in the 100s... I pulled my car into the carport, and look thru the plate glass window into the family room- expecting to see my wife all relaxed and de-compressed by her alone time...
but what I saw utterly flummoxed me. Sitting around my family room was 5 perfect strangers- mostly middle aged, overweight and unattractive... and they were ALL in their underwear- men and women alike. Tighty whities and wife beaters for the men. Bras and panties for the two women.
They waved at me.
I literally backed my car out of the carport to look at the number on the house to verify that this was my house. Figuring I had gone thru a portal and ended up in Appalachia.
It was my house, tho.
I found out after going inside that these people were distant relatives of my wife- they had just SHOWED UP, unannounced, the day after I left for Big Sur, pulling a trailer and their old car had broken down backing the trailer into our drive. They had been squatting there for nearly two weeks waiting for the part their car needed. I had never met them before- hell I had never even heard a family story about any of them before- I have no idea how they even knew where we lived.
They literally were from Appalachia!
And apparently they had been lounging around the house and yard in their skivvies the whole time. My poor wife had been ENTERTAINING them and cooking for them the whole time i had been gone.
That was the moment when I realized i had married 'down'.
put clothes on, people, fer crying out loud.
we are trying to do some civilization around here.