Thought I would start a new thread based on an experience.. awhile back was in the 'mc-bigbox' store, saw boxers on clearance and grabbed a pack, tossed them in the cart and into the laundry. I discovered long ago, ALWAYS wash new underwear... So anyhow, getting dressed the other day, grabbed the 'new' boxers...put them on....later that day, nature called... So I unzip, go to tug and....who the hell makes boxers with no buttons or snaps? the 'opening' must have been 3 inches long...had to pull the damn things down, hike my dick over the waistband and try not to pee all over the place... thank god this wasn't at some fancy formal (or worse at a big urinal) felt like a fool trying to piss... needless to say these are now expensive dusting rags (as well as the other 2) anyone else have some 'underwear misfires'?