Uneven Balls

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  1. Matthew

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    I think this is true of most men.
     
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    Either move to West Virginia (walking the hills there will level them out) or just thank Ma Nature for her ingenuity. Pressing your thighs together will not squeeze your nuts together painfully - one will be above the other instead.
     
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    Hang about 20 pounds weight from the shorter one for about 10 mins every day - they should soon even up!

    Franky
     
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    If I was you, I'd just leave 'em. It's an evolutionary response to stop your nads hitting off one another while you're out hunting buffalo.
     
  5. Donk

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    It's a medical fact that most men have one that hangs lower than the other, most commonly the left.
     
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    My left one hangs lower.
     
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    My lef nad hangs lower than my right nad.
     
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    yeah its really common for one to hang lower then the other and its also very common for one to be slightly smaller then the other sounds werid but its true, the only way to fix it would be doing ball stretching techniques really like with steel rings or a ball cuff and that takes time and still might not even them up and then you would have low hanging balls with is cool but not sure if that is your thing lol
     
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    my right hangs lower...
     
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    I'm built backwards and my right nut is larger and hangs lower. But Mother Nature designed us that way (or the other way around) on purpose.

    That way, one ball rides up or under the other ball when your legs are close together or crossed. Keeps the boys from being chrushed between your thighs.

    Relax; your nads were installed just the way they are supposed to be.
     
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    My right hangs lower
     
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    See, we have a lot in common. Now roll over.
     
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    See, we have a lot in common. Now roll over.
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    that wouldn't work-- then your right ball would be banging into my right ball-- see right low hangers have to pair with left low hangers for the rear approach-- then their balls would 'fit' nicely
     
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    Pye,

    I'll make it ALL fit..........................................nicely.
     
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    How dangerous is herding something off the cliff?
     
  16. Matthew

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    How dangerous is herding something off the cliff?
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    Pretty dangerous, if you're the buffalo.
     
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    Pretty dangerous, if you're the buffalo.
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    Just remember to stay behind the buffalo herd.
     
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    Left Side Lower seems to be the majority. During my days in the Military it was just casual observation in the large group showers that allowed us all to observe what was really important. Our Penis and Ball Packages. A great opportunity to view without fear.
     
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    Just remember to stay behind the buffalo herd.
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    Although it is much easier to hunt buffalo if they're lying dead at the bottom of a cliff.
     
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    Kink and Pye:

    Somewhere back in the recesses of memory, I remember a comment from a paramedic that you could tell what side the heart was on by looking at a guy's balls. If the right was lower, that meant that the rest of his innards were mirror images to the standard setup too. Are your hearts on the right side?

    Take care

    Ceg
     
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