Unexpected Nudity

[archetypal_mystic]

I scanned every inch of his toned body from his broad shoulders right down to his big toe
Stopping off a certain points to have a closer look .
He has one of the best asses I’ve ever saw big round hard with two dimples on the top and the side going onto thick tree trunk thighs and muscular legs
Broad shoulders with a sexy back amazing chest pecs the size of my hand flat rock hard stomach going down in a v to a well trimmed bush and a long thick meaty cock 6 inches at a semi state and a tight shaved sack
He has a sexy black tightly trimmed beard and black closlely cropped hair and duck egg blue eyes that light up every time he talks and a smile that goes over hisface to light up a room

Would it be safe to say you have a big-ass crush on your bro in law?

 

[Marcbow]

Would it be safe to say you have a big-ass crush on your bro in law?

Oh yes i have it bad

 

[Give Me a Reason]

One time I was at a friend’s home where I sat in a jacuzzi together with him and three girls (all of them who I’ve known since high school). So we were all a bit tipsy and out of sudden my friend dared me to jump into the swimming pool, that was a few meters from the jacuzzi, completely naked. I accepted the challenge because I was in for some bold fun, but I wasn’t planning on showing my dick to the girls that never saw it because I’m kind of secretive. So I stood up and pulled my shorts out with one hand while using the other to cover up my crotch and got out of the water, experiencing the low temperature without any clothes on. I noticed that they already got hysterical at the view of my back. I felt rather shy so I made my way to the pool quick, followed by me making a bad slip. As I felt myself falling backwards, I automatically pulled my hands back in order to make a safe crash. Because of this I had to let go of my dick that now swang in the open air on full display. As I couldn’t get more exposed, I landed with my legs in the air. I heard everyone burst out in laughter and I felt sooo embarrased, so I quicky stood up and jumped in the pool. My friend eventually threw my shorts to me so I could pull them on underwater. Up to this day he still jokes about the situation.

 

[Goose_Eggs]

Here's a good memory from years ago, when I shared an apartment with another gay guy. We both were out on a Saturday evening and usually ended up staying out pretty late. I ended up meeting a guy fairly early on and bringing him home. We were in the process of hooking up in my bedroom when I discovered I didn't have lube. I knew my roommate had a bottle on his dresser, so I went to get it. My bedroom is next to the entrance at one end of the living room, while his bedroom, the kitchen, and bathroom were at the far end. I had just picked up the lube from his dresser when I heard the door open and my roommate walked into the apartment with a guy that he brought home! Meanwhile, I'm naked and fully erect with the bottle of lube that I was borrowing from his room. They both looked slightly startled, and I said "oops" and we all laughed. I asked if I could borrow some and (figuring he would now need the bottle) suggested I pour a bit into a cup from the kitchen. At this point they had already seen me hard, so there was no point (or easy means) of hiding it, so I walked into the kitchen, poured a bit in the cup, returned the lube to his bedroom, and walked across the living room to return to my room...rock hard the whole time.

We were both pretty open about incidental nudity, e.g. between our bedrooms and the shower, and since my room was across the living room from the bathroom, he saw my flaccid penis fairly routinely. This was the only time he had ever seen it hard, though. I have to say it was a huge turn on and I had some amazing sex with my "date"

Funny, and it reminded me of a similar incident I had about 15 years ago. I had rented a condo in Mexico with a friend for a month, we each invited different friends for one week of that time. So one week a guy came that I'd met before but only in professional and social settings, I knew he was gay but we had never been around each other outside straight or public settings. Nice enough guy, somewhere between 60-70 and always very pleasant and understated. Well this guy hit the ground running the afternoon he got there, immediately took off for the beach, told us he wouldn't see us for dinner, and was gone. About 2 in the morning, I hear a soft knock on my bedroom door and the guy calling my name. Startled, I jumped out of bed (naked of course), and opened the door a crack to see "Don" standing there buck naked, very much like the attached pic. About as nonchalant as if he were asking to borrow a cup of sugar, he asks if he can borrow some lube, he "picked up a trick who really wants it up the ass and hated to waste the Viagra he took" as he points down to his horse cock hardon that was hanging rather than pointing up (probably because it was too heavy). Well of course I gave him the lube and he says "thanks, this will be much better, I was going to have to use shave cream if you didn't have any". LOL. When morning came, he produced his Mexican trick for coffee, introduced him and then sent him on his way.

 

[birchde]

I was on my way over to a friends place to pick up something I had left behind another time. my plan was to just stop in briefly ans it was spontaneous that I was going over in the first place. I didn't want to wear out my welcome.

AS I cycled there it started pouring rain, so by the time I got there Ii was soaked right through to my skin. I couldn't have been more wet if I had jumped in the lake with all of my clothes on. He offered me a beer and I said I was too wet and really shouldn't stay. He said, "just go in the washroom and dry off".

So, I went into the washroom, took all of my clothes off and dried myself off but had nothing to put on, as my clothes were so wet I could have wrung them out. I told him my clothes were to wet to put back on, hoping that he would offer me a robe, but instead he said, "that OK, I dont care if you are naked".

Um Ok, I said, so timidly I came out of the bathroom naked carrying my soaking wet clothes, and he suggested I put them on the balcony to drip. they wont dry of course because it is still pouring rain out there, but it is sheltered and they will at least not get any wetter.

For the next 6 hours, he kept plying me with more and more alcohol, and weed. i was so drunk and stoned I couldn't even stand up, and I had been completely nude the entire time with this guy. My dick kept going up and down like a yoyo the entire evening. That was fun.

 

[needtonut]

I was on my way over to a friends place to pick up something I had left behind another time. my plan was to just stop in briefly ans it was spontaneous that I was going over in the first place. I didn't want to wear out my welcome.

AS I cycled there it started pouring rain, so by the time I got there Ii was soaked right through to my skin. I couldn't have been more wet if I had jumped in the lake with all of my clothes on. He offered me a beer and I said I was too wet and really shouldn't stay. He said, "just go in the washroom and dry off".

So, I went into the washroom, took all of my clothes off and dried myself off but had nothing to put on, as my clothes were so wet I could have wrung them out. I told him my clothes were to wet to put back on, hoping that he would offer me a robe, but instead he said, "that OK, I dont care if you are naked".

Um Ok, I said, so timidly I came out of the bathroom naked carrying my soaking wet clothes, and he suggested I put them on the balcony to drip. they wont dry of course because it is still pouring rain out there, but it is sheltered and they will at least not get any wetter.

For the next 6 hours, he kept plying me with more and more alcohol, and weed. i was so drunk and stoned I couldn't even stand up, and I had been completely nude the entire time with this guy. My dick kept going up and down like a yoyo the entire evening. That was fun.

Sounds like your friend was enjoying the show. Curious as to what he was wearing this whole time...

 

[Jake1973]

Sounds like your friend was enjoying the show. Curious as to what he was wearing this whole time...

There are a few great erotic fiction pieces written about this scenario. Unfortunately one of the best ones is told from the perspective of an underage guy.

 

[chrisjason]

I went to a Chinese buffet restaurant with my wife. We'd gotten our food and sat in a booth. The front door of the restaurant swung open and 6 naked guys came running through the restaurant. They whooped and hollered, making sure they attracted everyone's attention. Circling the food table, they grabbed egg rolls, line up, and sang some stupid song about how their dicks were bigger than the egg rolls. Unfortunately, they were well shriveled from embarrassment and the song's brag was just not true. In minutes, they were gone. Found out later it was a frat pledging prank.

 

[myhappypants]

This wasn’t me, this happened between my boss and his house keeper. Apparently they had set a day for her to come clean his home. I had met her at the outside door she needed me to unlock the storm door we thought our boss had locked it when he left for the day. She went in to start work took her coat off got out the vacuum then she went to the basement laundry room to get a clothes basket for his dirty laundry walked up from the basement then up to the second floor went to go get his laundry and opened the bathroom door, And there he was sitting buc naked on the throne. Our boss is a
CATHOLIC PRIEST!!!!!

 

[birchde]

There are a few great erotic fiction pieces written about this scenario. Unfortunately one of the best ones is told from the perspective of an underage guy.

I read you blog a couple of days ago, it was a lot of fun. Have you thought about posting it on literotica.com. It will get a lot of readers there.

 

[Jake1973]

I read you blog a couple of days ago, it was a lot of fun. Have you thought about posting it on literotica.com. It will get a lot of readers there.

I have actually shared some stuff on there, many years ago. I did not get a tremendous response.

 

[needtonut]

Got flashed this evening by a dude wearing a kilt. Group of guys were walking down the sidewalk a few hours after the St. Patrick's Day Parade. Lot's of drunk people leaving bars. Lots of traffic so I was waiting for some cars to move as one of the guys was lifting his kilt proving he was wearing it correctly with no underwear. Too dark to see details but did see big nuts and a big bush.

 

[OKCLane]

Was in the hospital a few weeks ago for back surgery. The third day after surgery they removed the wound drains and catheter and said someone would be around later to get me up and walking. I still had three IVs but those could follow me on a pike.
A black woman came in later and announced that she was here to help me do some wakking, with a walker of course.
She pulled back the sheet and exclaimed Good Lord you're naked as a newborn and put the covers back in place.
I guess she thought I would be wearing underwear. I sleep naked at home and had no plan to put on boxers for their sake.
She was so embarrassed but I was cracking up. I was still in a lot of pain so it was good to laugh. She found a gown for me and we took our walk. It didn't bother her after that but I guess I startled her the first time.

 

[hotbtminla]

I was on a business trip to San Diego a couple years ago and added another notch to my list of "things that only happen in movies happen to me in real life." Long/story short I ate a late room service dinner before taking a shower, decided to put the tray in the hallway because I didn't want the room to reek, put a towel around my waist, opened the door, started lowering the tray to the ground and the towel started to slip, grabbed that with one hand, tray in the other, lost my balance, and simultaneously dropped the tray when my foot slipped out from behind the door, and realized the reason the towel slipped was because it was caught on the inside handle.

I quickly darted toward the elevator, covering myself with my hands. Sighed with relief that they had a house phone there. Called the front desk and explained the situation - the clerk who answered was a guy, and he said that he would be up with a key as soon as possible, and not to be embarrassed because this wasn't the first time this has happened.

It only took him maybe 3 minutes to get to me, and of course it felt like 10. I was standing by my room door, holding the part of the towel that was hanging from the door in front of me, desperately hoping a family visiting Sea World didn't suddenly appear in the hallway. The front desk dude walked down with a smile on his face and again told me not to be embarrassed. Truth be told, I don't embarrass easily at all, and I have zero problems with nudity. I just don't go out of my way to present myself nude in situations where people don't expect to see a naked man.

Anyway, front desk dude was young - I think a lot of their employees were college students - and really cute. Super friendly and casual, struck me as a surfer type. I stepped away from the door so he could open it - I tried to kind of shield myself in case anyone came into the hallway, but made no attempt to hide myself from him. It took a couple tries to actually get the door open because the towel was jammed in there, and I do remember seeing him glance at package. Once we got the door open he handed me the towel, looked at my dick, then up at my eyes and said I should sleep well and to call if I needed anything else.

I did NOT get the impression that meant anything more than the standard customer service response, so no I didn't call down there again. I did see him again the next night though when I got back from a seminar and needed to pick something up that was delivered for me. He was all smiles, and winked when he said "here's your package." Was very funny.

 

[Buddie]

I was on a business trip to San Diego a couple years ago and added another notch to my list of "things that only happen in movies happen to me in real life." Long/story short I ate a late room service dinner before taking a shower, decided to put the tray in the hallway because I didn't want the room to reek, put a towel around my waist, opened the door, started lowering the tray to the ground and the towel started to slip, grabbed that with one hand, tray in the other, lost my balance, and simultaneously dropped the tray when my foot slipped out from behind the door, and realized the reason the towel slipped was because it was caught on the inside handle.

I quickly darted toward the elevator, covering myself with my hands. Sighed with relief that they had a house phone there. Called the front desk and explained the situation - the clerk who answered was a guy, and he said that he would be up with a key as soon as possible, and not to be embarrassed because this wasn't the first time this has happened.

It only took him maybe 3 minutes to get to me, and of course it felt like 10. I was standing by my room door, holding the part of the towel that was hanging from the door in front of me, desperately hoping a family visiting Sea World didn't suddenly appear in the hallway. The front desk dude walked down with a smile on his face and again told me not to be embarrassed. Truth be told, I don't embarrass easily at all, and I have zero problems with nudity. I just don't go out of my way to present myself nude in situations where people don't expect to see a naked man.

Anyway, front desk dude was young - I think a lot of their employees were college students - and really cute. Super friendly and casual, struck me as a surfer type. I stepped away from the door so he could open it - I tried to kind of shield myself in case anyone came into the hallway, but made no attempt to hide myself from him. It took a couple tries to actually get the door open because the towel was jammed in there, and I do remember seeing him glance at package. Once we got the door open he handed me the towel, looked at my dick, then up at my eyes and said I should sleep well and to call if I needed anything else.

I did NOT get the impression that meant anything more than the standard customer service response, so no I didn't call down there again. I did see him again the next night though when I got back from a seminar and needed to pick something up that was delivered for me. He was all smiles, and winked when he said "here's your package." Was very funny.

Hotbtminla

I like your story, it’s an embarrassing moment, not so funny of your life hoping no one sees you in this awkward situation.

If a family had come buy especially an if they had a member of the opposite gender, that would be awful with today’s laws but thank heavens a man from a he hotel real quick showed to help you and make you feel more comfortable an at ease in the situation.

Same gender you don’t my mind. Something like this you would only see in a movie but wouldn’t expect this to happen to you in real life, but it did.

Did you ever heard of a Rowan Atkinson, Mr.been the English actor. He had a skit just like this where he was locked out of his apartment nsked it was as funny, door slam shut real quick behind him.

 

[hot showers]

I'm currently on vacation with a long-time male/gay friend and his female friend, sharing a room with him in a rental apartment. Since there is a woman in the apt, we're careful to close the bedroom and bathroom doors. The 2 of us were beach-house roommates many years ago and had subsequently shared hotel rooms on several trips. We were often in underwear and wrapped in towels in front of each other, but he's among the most prudish of my male friends when it comes to incidental nudity among friends. If he changed when I was in the room, he would turn toward the wall. He would avert his eyes if I changed in the room and I generally would face away, as well, given his prudish vibe toward nudity. So, I've never seen his dick, and he probably never saw mine, or perhaps a fleeting glance.

Fast-forward to this trip, with us both in our late 40's. He's now loosing his hearing, so I have to speak loudly. I was in the room by myself post-shower and had put on a polo shirt and was standing in the middle of the room fixing my hair in the mirror (right next to the door) while I let my lower parts dry. He knocked on the door and asked "Are you decent". I replied (I thought loudly enough), "no, but no worries if it's just you". He opened the door and looked and there I was, facing him directly. Dick and balls dangling freely below my polo shirt. He looked startled, and said "you said 'no worries' when i asked if you were decent" and I clarified that I had prefaced it with "no" and the "no worries" meant I didn't care if he saw me naked. I then added "with all the times we've share rooms, you must have seen my dick plenty of times before" (knowing that he actually hadn't).

In any case, the interaction probably lasted 20 seconds or so before I pulled on u/w. He didn't avert his eyes awkwardly as he would have when we were younger, so I can say affirmitively that he has now joined the ranks of my male friends (nearly all of them) who have have seen my penis for more than a fleeting moment. I changed in front of him once later in the weekend, so he saw it again, this time with me fully nude and he seemed more at ease seeing it

 

[Buddie]

I'm currently on vacation with a long-time male/gay friend and his female friend, sharing a room with him in a rental apartment. Since there is a woman in the apt, we're careful to close the bedroom and bathroom doors. The 2 of us were beach-house roommates many years ago and had subsequently shared hotel rooms on several trips. We were often in underwear and wrapped in towels in front of each other, but he's among the most prudish of my male friends when it comes to incidental nudity among friends. If he changed when I was in the room, he would turn toward the wall. He would avert his eyes if I changed in the room and I generally would face away, as well, given his prudish vibe toward nudity. So, I've never seen his dick, and he probably never saw mine, or perhaps a fleeting glance.

Fast-forward to this trip, with us both in our late 40's. He's now loosing his hearing, so I have to speak loudly. I was in the room by myself post-shower and had put on a polo shirt and was standing in the middle of the room fixing my hair in the mirror (right next to the door) while I let my lower parts dry. He knocked on the door and asked "Are you decent". I replied (I thought loudly enough), "no, but no worries if it's just you". He opened the door and looked and there I was, facing him directly. Dick and balls dangling freely below my polo shirt. He looked startled, and said "you said 'no worries' when i asked if you were decent" and I clarified that I had prefaced it with "no" and the "no worries" meant I didn't care if he saw me naked. I then added "with all the times we've share rooms, you must have seen my dick plenty of times before" (knowing that he actually hadn't).

In any case, the interaction probably lasted 20 seconds or so before I pulled on u/w. He didn't avert his eyes awkwardly as he would have when we were younger, so I can say affirmitively that he has now joined the ranks of my male friends (nearly all of them) who have have seen my penis for more than a fleeting moment. I changed in front of him once later in the weekend, so he saw it again, this time with me fully nude and he seemed more at ease seeing it

Nice story, you know we all have the same thing an we are the same gender and why so up tight your friend. I was more like this at home going through puberty would walk in front of my parents undressed.

It didn’t bother me in front of my class mates in gym or walking up to the gym teacher naked or my male cousin verse I would not allow my father to see me undress nor my mother. As I got older I would not walk in front of my mother in my underwear but a male person yes even today I am like that.

I have a married male friend just like your friends, I walk in front of him naked but when had gotten undressed in my home to take a shower he covered himself with his hands many times and I would role my eyes what a joke.

When I took him to a Korean spa him an his wife, all the guards came down, now it’s
different, he doesn’t mind. Take your buddy to a Korean Spa help him breaks the ice by surprise. This should work.

 

[Howard1122]

There are several incidents I can recall in my grounds maintenance work. In the past in a hot summer you would sometimes come across tenants naked, or hastedly covering up, one even jumped into his room through an open window to avoid me seeing him naked. Then there was a guy naked an blacked out on bed in student units on the ground floor. More recently I was working in the student area near the University when I happened to notice curtains in a house above me were being opened, and then there was a naked woman looking at me. I had been at the same place years before and happened to look down into the valley below and as I looked a naked student pulled out a mattress and placed it on the roof, it was flat, and proceeded to sunbathe, not for long as he must of picked up the figure on the ridge. The house is a shared student house, one of the residents today is a naturist. My best stories of unexpected nudity come from a rural property. My most recent story was last month just after I had got back from Kiwiburn. I drove in to the garden and found the road blocked by other vehicles and then found the partner of a friend of mine naked on the deck of a small house located there where once I had taken my vehicle back to the main house I shared tea. I know this doesn't have a punchline, but it was just a lovely experience on a stunning hot February day.

 

[Buddie]

That's a typical day in the locker room at my Y. Most guys including me walk naked from their locker to the open shower room and back the same way. My locker is often right at the very end of the locker room. Being naked in the locker room and shower is expected nudity in my opinion not unexpected.

I agree

 

[Dave NoCal]

Back in college I would buy and sell cars. A girl I knew wanted to buy the one I was currently driving and her boyfriend had something that interested me. He was a townie who hung out on campus quite a bit and very cute at about 5'8", 140 lbs, curly blonde hair, and green eyes.
Anyway, his car had a blown differential so we made made a plan to go to a wrecking yard to get a replacement which we dropped off where the disabled Triumph was for him to do the swap. Later that day I dropped by and he had it running and was fiddling with the brakes. That evening I dropped by the apartment he and the girl were sharing to complete the transaction. She let me in and said he was in the shower cleaning up after a day of working on the car. I waited a few minutes whereupon he walked out of the bathroom naked, began drying off, noticed I didn't have a beer and offered and brought me one, complained about how tired he was, stretched, etc...
Eventually he put some clothes on and we walked out to the cars and traded money and keys. I don't think I ever saw him again. A pity.