Unexpected Phone Call...........For Both Of Us

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by biggunlover, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. biggunlover

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    Now this has never happened before, has it happened to any of you???????

    7AM this morning the phone rang, I answered it before I started my routine day of work hoping that it didn't wake up my wife. I answered it softly and the voice on the other end started talking and basically for the next 15 minutes wouldn't shut up so I just let her ramble and it was kinda funny. She said last night was awesome and that I am just really good at what I do with my cock and how I can last. She rambled on and on about stuff only giving me the chance to say a yeah or naah, never realizing that I wasn't the one she thought she was talking to. She said never in her life did it feel so good to 69 as last night and she could tell that I really enjoyed it, I just acknowledged it with a yeah. I mean for 15 minutes she thought I'd eaten and then pounded her pussy last night after sliding my cock between her tits. She was so graphic and had a sexy sounding voice I was wondering what she looked like. And then she dropped that bomb on me, she started to cry.........and that just killed me and just as I was not going to listen to her crying anymore is when she begged me not to break up with her. Now here I was listening(it really would have been hard to get a word in edgewise, you guys know what I mean at times)for 15 minutes to someone that was doing everything in the book last night for today to beg her man not to break up with her. She finally gave me an opening by waiting for a response for me to take her back and that's when I told her that she had reached a wrong number. She didn't even say sorry, she just hung up. I checked the caller ID and told my wife when she got up what had happened and she knows the chick and the dude. Said the chick is a babe and the dude is a looser with no job for two years living off of her so probably good ridance. Weird happening, anyone have anything happen like that
     
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    no but thats hilarious,
     
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    The worst I ever had was when somebody called to complain that I'd filled his order wrong. Seems he got french fries instead of onion rings. I let him vent for a while before I told him that he had the wrong number.

    *click! - buzzzzzzzz*
     
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    I once had a lady from the psychic hotline call.....she began her sales talk with are you Mr. X...I replied "You're the psychic" for some reason she hung up.
     
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    I got something similar years ago. Early Sunday morning the phone rang, picked it up and a somewhat familiar voice greeted me with "Hey, man, how's it going?"

    I answered him jokingly trying to place the voice. Then he went on saying something like "listen, man, tell your wife that I know she's going through a lot of trouble with dinner today, but I just got a call from the West Coast and I gotta be there in the morning for an interview, so I won't be able to make it over today. I hope she won't be pissed or anything, but tell her I'll make it up to her later."

    OK, wrong number for sure as we had no plans to have anyone over that day, but I just answered "No prob, man. Good luck with the interview and don't worry about the wife. She'll be fine and just happy for you."

    When I hung up my wife asked who it was on the phone. I told her I didn't know, but some woman is going to be real pissed off around dinner time.
     
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    I once got a Mexican threatening to beat me up and shit, I told him he had the wrong number, then he got pissed at me.. and threatened to find me and beat me up. Then I told him he could come smoke a bowl instead, and he remaind belligerent for abotu another 3 mintues before laughing and saying hwe was just fuckign with me, to which I said I was just fucking with him, and we hung up.


    Your story was funny as hell.. hee hee
     
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    Years ago the phone book printed my phone number as the number for a local stable. I got tired saying "wrong number" and took the bookings for horses and private lessons instead. It went on for about 3 years.
     
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    Oh shit thats flippin funny...

    ...OB
     
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    I got yelled at by an asian women last month I picked up the phone and she just started belting at me. for a min I tried to tell her wrong number but she didnt seem to wanna listen to who ever she thought I was. I kept hanging up and she kept calling. twice more i tried to tell it was a wrong number but never heard so I just started picking and dropping it. finally I had to leave it off the hook. The next day a looked at my answering machine after work and the message on it was her going I'm SO SORRRRRRY over and over and over and over.
     
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    My number is very close to the exchange number and people misdial me all the time trying to reach a local massage therapist. People leave messages asking to cancel, reschedule, or make appointments. It's really annoying and one person was so persistently dialing the wrong number I called them back and told them the reason they weren't getting a call back wasn't that the masseuse was ignoring them.

    I once dialed a local number and somehow managed to get connected to a woman vacuuming her living room in Christchurch, New Zealand.

    The telco blamed it on a switching problem.

    That is a great story though.
     
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    I got a call on my personal line when I was 12 years old from a local porn shop asking if I wanted the special something or other... it was at like 1am in the morning... I was like "uh I'm 12 years old, this is my line, and my parents are asleep..." The guy was like I'm sooo sorry! and he hung up.
     
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    My house is one number off from a popular pizza place as well.. so we take orders.. and promise the pizza in 30 minutes.. ha fuckers.
     
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    We were one digit off the local swimming pool. After a while we'd just tell them the hours and prices - hell we used the place often enough that we knew, no skin off our noses...
     
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    I am one of those that has left a message like that on his voicemail...and if you want to know more you can pm me and I'll tell you, but not here!
     
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    When i was about 20 years old, somewhere around 1990, I got a call from a female friend around 9 in the evening. I was already out of the shower and I was living with my parents at the time. We talked for about an hour and then she gets to the good part. She tells me her parents were out and she had some drinks if i wanted to go over. Well I had to ask her who she was, as I had no idea who I was talking to. She really got pissed at me for that, and I was kinda depressed after that, because I knew I missed out on a sure thing. The reason I still think about that is because I never figured out who she was, and this was before caller id was commonplace.
     
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    LOL!
    I had the same deal with my very first phone number.
    Wrong numbers got so annoying that I started taking orders too. I even used to offer "specials" like a free 2 litre bottle of soda with orders over 15 bucks--LOL!
     
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    boobieluvr - DOH! LOL. If only you knew then what you knew now, huh?
     
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    holy cow, biggunlover! Your wife actually knew these people? What an amazing co-incidence! I hope that woman doesn't feel too embarassed to hang out with your wife in the future. What an interesting story.
     
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    A security firm placed alarms all over the city, and printed their number on the alarm box to call in case of the alarm going off. They moved offices, changed their phone, and sent out letters to their customers to tell them of the new number. Most customers went straight to their alarm, peeled off the sticker they had provided, and placed it over the old number. A few of them didn't, and forgot about it. When their alarms went off, often in the middle of the night, they called the old number. Which had been re-issued to the headbang8 household. We had our number changed very shortly thereafter.
     
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