Unfaithful man leaves his penis at home.

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife and then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a reattachment operation, news reports said on Monday. Sornlam Yotbanya (24) had a heated argument with his wife, Rungnapha Pongalee (32), on Sunday night about his mistress. He went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member, reported ITV. In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom. Bangramrung hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival. Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place. -- Sapa-DPA
     
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    Well that is really the thing you don't want to leave home without it. But seriously this thing probably happens in the world often. I would really hate to wake one day and look down and mine be sliced off. Adds new meaning to don't piss off a woman with a knife.
     
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    I hate when that happens
     
  4. psidom

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    seriously men need to start wearing protection.
     
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    what do you cut off when a woman cheats.....
     
  6. psidom

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    her access to your bank account.
     
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    *choke* :biggrin1:
     
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    One punishment was cutting off a womans nose.

    Seriously, don't show your significant other how to use a gun, knife or scissors.
     
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    i believe stoning to death is more common.
     
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