Ungrateful Men

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    A married couple in their 60's were visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.... "I want to travel round the world with my husband", says the wife...2 tickets for a luxury cruise appear in her hand...Husband says "sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me"... so the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92... Moral of the story, men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female ! hehehe [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    ...and they have a strong union.
     
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    Pecker - I thought you were gonna make a crack about not all Fairies being female. Not that brave to say it on here huh? :biggrin1:
     
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    The ones at the bottom of my garden certainly aren't female. :rolleyes:
     
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    ...but I like female fairies.
     
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    :biggrin1: Well I like the male variety - shuffles off to the Airport for a flight to Germany to go rummaging at the bottom of Alex's garden.
     
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    Fixed the word order for you. :smile:
     
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    Even better - God knows what I am going to find !
     
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    726 used Magnum XXLs
    2 coke bottles
    1 dessicated vole
     
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    You forgot the sack of sand for extra grip !:rolleyes:
     
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    But you bring that, Daverock, and viola, you've remembered it.
     
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    Off to the black sand beach - bucket and spade in hand :wink:
     
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    Don't forget spoons, Dave.
    Oh, pardon me ... bunch of those ... in the garden.
     
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    well I haven't seen it, but I'm imagining a BIG lily of the VALLEY surrounded by little inviting pink PANSIES
     
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