Unhung Hero | Schedule | sxsw.com Patrick Moote got dumped by his girlfriend, who later told him she dumped him mainly because he had a small penis. So he goes around the world to deal with this issue, and whether he should have penile enlargement. I appear in this film and counsul him. It was shot a while ago, so not sure if I'm the muscle guy I am now. (I have new headshots that will show me as I am.) Anyway, from what I understand, it was a hit at SXSW.