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  1. Principessa

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    You'll Love this !

    An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head ;he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

    The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

    The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 . . . he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
     
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    Haha that's cool.
     
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    Is that just a story you're relaying here or did that really happen to you? great story!
     
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    hehehe....great story...send to readers digest......
     
  5. Principessa

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    It's a joke. :rolleyes: :duh: Hence being posted in Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics. :biggrin1::cool:
     
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    Oh, christ, with 2 kids under age 3, I'd have been scratching at your door too there, NJQt

    Funniest thing is, that's almost too good not to be true. I remember christmas '94 in a KMART checkout line, and there was this young lady behind me with all her kids, giving her grief, and she wasn't taking it too well. Finally, I said to her, "Excuse me, but someday-" "I know," she interrupted, "One day I'm going to turn around and my kids will be gone, right? Well, I keep turning around, and they're not gone yet."
     
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    :rofl: hahaha too funny. :tongue:
     
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