I'm talking about a nerdy type guy w/ just average looks (or less), maybe kind of shy or awkward, but who surprisingly has got a big dick. Years ago, a former neighbor kept breaking up with her boyfriend over and over again. He was such an annoying little dweeb that I couldn't figure out what her attraction to him was. Then she told me that her dating pool was small, b/c she only dated Jewish guys, and he had the biggest dick of them all. (HUNH? HIM??!! WTF?!) I begged her for pics and she refused. But she said it was her best sex and only climax ever. And in college, I remember a guy in my dorm-- Mike. He was a nice, average type guy, but he got teased a lot by the jocks in the dorm. One day I walked into the bathroom as he was toweling off, and DAMN!! Mike had a thick, swinging dick-- definitely one of the biggest I'd seen on our dorm floor (except for the 2 basketball players). I had to chuckle when I saw it, b/c he'd surely put some of those loud-mouth jock bullies to shame. Just once, I wished he could have publicly out-done them, but Mike was just a quiet, humble guy-- (with a big honking dick!) I love a great underdog story. Like as a sub-plot, suppose "Rudy" had a few inches more than his Notre Dame teammates? Very amusing and sort of erotic. Do you know (or are you) a nerdy, unassuming, average kind of guy who's secretly packing a big dick?