unusual random growth

[beckz23]

im not quite sure where this goes but the other night i got a hard-on after i hadnt gotten off in days and it was bigger then normal. i wouldnt post it if it where just a half inch or less but this was weird. im usually 8 x around 6 maybe a little less but my hard on was 12 x 10!!!!! i was freakin out! i hurt a little cause i dont have any extra skin so it was streaching.

my question is: has this ever happened to anyone else or am i just that weird??

 

[nick22ca]

This site is losing so much authenticity, it isn't even funny anymore.

 

[Matthew]

This site is losing so much authenticity, it isn't even funny anymore.

Anybody can come on here and post anything they want -- true, false, ridiculous fantasy, trolling, etc., and they obviously do ... How do you blame "the site" for that

And hey - LPSG is nothing if not funny.

 

[GoneA]

my question is: has this ever happened to anyone else or am i just that weird??

you're just that weird.

so, stop wasting your time by posting on this site, go enjoy that "12 x 10" - who knows, tomorrow it may shrink back.

 

[nick22ca]

Anybody can come on here and post anything they want -- true, false, ridiculous fantasy, trolling, etc., and they obviously do ... How do you blame "the site" for that

In the same way I blame you for making this thread even more pointless.

 

[D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV]

Wow that happened to you too? What were you doing when you realized it kept growing? My mom asked me if I ate the last cookie in the cookie jar, I said no but that was a lie.

 

[curious n str8]

I had that dream too once...then I woke up thank heavens

 

[GoneA]

Wow that happened to you too? What were you doing when you realized it kept growing? My mom asked me if I ate the last cookie in the cookie jar, I said no but that was a lie.

I was gonna go with the whole "me too" joke but, in the end, the thread wasn't worth it.

 

[Pecker]

It's your fault, beckz. Everybody knows that the penis is like a beaver's teeth. You have to use it regularly to keep it whittled down or it's going to grow too damn big to be of use.

Either that or you forgot to take your reading glasses off.

 

[Dr Rock]

yeah, my dick keeps doing that too. it's now gotten to the point where I need a docking crane to jerk me off.

 

[Skizzer]

Yeah, I have that problem everyday. I usually pass out from lack of blood to the brain everytime I get hard!

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, I have that problem everyday. I usually pass out from lack of blood to the brain everytime I get hard!

Nice avatar!

 

[Matthew]

In the same way I blame you for making this thread even more pointless.

Then take a hike. Don't let the back door hit you on the ass too hard on your way.

 

[GoneA]

now matthew, play nice.

 

[nick22ca]

Then take a hike. Don't let the back door hit you on the ass too hard on your way.

And does the baby need a bottle...

 

[sexycobra]

Those pointless threads are actually the funniest ones, methinks.

Nice avatar, Skizzer (where did you get that?)

 

[GoneA]

Those pointless threads are actually the funniest ones, methinks.

I quite agree; nevertheless, they are also the ones that generate the undying, pointless bickering. Not that we've seen any of that in this particular thread.

 

[Matthew]

And does the baby need a bottle...

Aren't you the loser who asked for naked pictures of Madame Zora?

 

[B_caneadea]

Dear fellow members,
I think that the best way to discourage rediculous questions is to not answer them.

 

[GoneA]

Dear fellow members,
I think that the best way to discourage ridiculous questions is to not answer them.

You can't expect us to do that; it takes all the fun out of it.