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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by wispandex_bulge, May 7, 2005.
now just behave kids, remember you don't wanna put yourself on their level (unless it'd be funny)
personally I think we should ban him, delete all his posts, complain to his ISP, descend on his lands with fire and the sword, sell his children into slavery, slaughter his livestock, and sow his fields with salt so that nothing will grow there EVER AGAIN
Send them some fruit cake and forget they ever posted.
You forget to mention putting Ex-Lax in his food and sodomizing his pets...
I'm in an evil mood so I say spam the bastard! CHARGE!!!!
What, we're not sodomising his pets?
*sheepishly puts down Fifi*
So Vile The Attempt to Stifle The Evil Doers He He
On Ward to VIctory!!!!!!
How about we bake him cookies filled with rat poison?! :evilgrin:
hung_big: How come there isn't a "All of the above" option on the poll?
Good choice! How about "All of the above, plus anything you can think of"?
I say we send him as much spam as possible. It's ironic punishment, which is the best kind of punishment.
Thats why i ended that option with an exclamation point!
A-w-w-w Why Not??? The Pets, You know the sodomy or something??
I like that, and while we're busy doing it, let's all decide on one of these three therapies for the guy;
One: Play tag with a Greyhound Bus. :evilgrin:
Two: Do a River Dance in a minefield. :evilgrin:
Three: Pucker up to a pregnant pitbull with a porkchop pinned to his privates. :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Sure, animal sodomy is a classic in some circles (or so I've heard), but I've always been a fan of branding: scalding hot metal, bare skin, you know the rest. Brand his ass with "WORTHLESS SPAMMER."
And Michael Bolton music. Now that's torture. :evilgrin:
Give credit :evilgrin: This fool can make an ass of himself all by himself!
Personaly I like the exlax treatment for him. :evilgrin:
How about letting his pets sodomize him!
*Slips laxative chocolates into PassNetVipForum's coffee pot and posts a sign in front reading: Today's special flavor! Mocha!*
Hehehe...if that doesn't work, I'll just borrow Mitsuko's sickle for a few minutes to carry on some "special business" O ^_~
Damn, Steve ... you really are evil incarnate!