Closet case that I was, I first learned about guys pointing north looking a the guys in my high school locker room. Everyone had their dicks pointing up in their briefs. Got to college, lived with a lot of guys, and low and behold, a lot of guys had this upward curving banana in the AM. I was devastated! It was bad enough that I wasn't interested in girls or how the guy next door got seriously laid over the weekend. I had this gross, downward bending hairy boner that curved to the left. And I knew it had to be curving to the left because I only jerked off with my right hand and I "trained" it to bend awkwardly. Seriously, it was tough to deal with. So I figured, if I caused the left bend by jerking off, maybe if I put my fried pointing north in my tight briefs, it might learn something. Well fast forward. I did learn that I didn't cause my left shift or my down shift, and that my best friend was never going to look up and smile back at me. With age comes wisdom. And the punch line? Here, decades later, I learn it's hard to pee in the morning, with an upturning boner. Silver linings? But seriously, and up curved boner is pure masculinity in my book. Wish I had that curve, sigh.