Urgently Jerked Off Away From Home?

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...My friends also had stories of jacking off in the office toilet, a street alley and in an airplane lavatory. One claimed he creamed in his shorts at work because he couldn't leave the phones and was on the brink....

Wow, what are you guys doing at the office that gets you so boned? Can't leave the phones and creaming his shorts? Is that at a porn chat line operation or something?

To be honest, though, I did jack off once or twice in the stalls at work, when I had a job on 3rd shift. It was always quiet there at the time, few people in the building, and when bored, well, jacking off was a pleasure of course.
 

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Can women post on this thread too? I hope so, cause I'm going to.

It had been about 5 days since I last cum and my friend took me to a wedding.
I have never seen so many young (20's) hot guys in the same place before. The women were cute too, but I didn't see one unattractive male in between the ages of 40 and 18.
I had to go to the ladies room after a hot one, (the groom) slow danced with me.
It was a really fun wedding! :)

Absolutely! Women share your stories too. Thanks, Jennuine73 :smile:
 

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I know more than a few of you can relate to this.....women...or men....

wandering thoughts ~ Bad Bad Girl

Sometimes you really can't do anything till later.....by then your undies are stuck to you....

I have a question for the guys.....

If or when you see someone at work that you know, not someone who works there, but is visiting and you get an unexpected cleavage view.....
So close, but so far away....

Does the surprise of that, or anticipation if she's coming for another visit and she may show cleavage again......have you headed for the bathroom ?


Also....did you know that you may know someone professionally that could never tell you how she feels.....but everytime you shake hands when she comes to your office, she's thinking, "Oh...just throw me to the floor and get it over with ? "

I say that cause I know someone on a professional level (not medical field)....and for reasons too long to get into here......I think that above line almost every time we shake hands.
Also cannot help but noticing he has large, strong, and well maintained hands.....
 

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In my senior calculus class back in high school, I was seated next to this guy who must have been a compulsive masturbator, because there was hardly a day that he wasn't rubbing himself through his jeans during class. Afterward, he would grab a fistful of tissues and excuse himself from the classroom, to "blow his nose". I know that several classmates knew what he was doing, and the teacher was always complaining about running out of tissues early in the semesters.
 

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To be honest, though, I did jack off once or twice in the stalls at work, when I had a job on 3rd shift. It was always quiet there at the time, few people in the building, and when bored, well, jacking off was a pleasure of course.

A few years ago, when I was at work during the night shift. My mind and my body were totally focused on working out a batch of sperm/semen that I took an unauthorized break, had a buddy watch my machine, and I proceeded to the Men's Room and stood at a urinal and worked out a batch in a minute or two. Talk about a real turn on. Did not stick around to smell the output. Quickly put my love muscle away and went back to my machine very content, and relaxed.


Are there many guys who have taken a break to jerk off where they work?
 

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rubbing one out at work is great, I never thought about the smell??!! But now that is has been brought to my attention the signs have always been there, that smell of bleach and the bathroom is not that clean, or the mess in the unflushed toilet, or on the floor/wall/back of door. Yeah men can be nasty in the sence they are ANIMAL and need to mark or leave a scent, Not intentionaly but more from "something you just do"!! More subconsciously!! and we really dont realize it. Kinda interesting.

But I was that kid in the back row rubbing one out in class too.
Again never thought anyone was watching or paying me any attention.
did have a teacher once who asked me if we could talk? and asked If I understood the right time and not so right time?? even arranged the class so I was the very most back corner seat. He was creative and I know he knew I couldnt controll it!! I loved that Algebra Class!!!
 

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My partner has mentioned that at one of his old jobs he would routinely (read almost daily) rub one out in the bathroom. He figured if other co-workers could take a smoke break, he could take a stroke break.
 

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On occasion, I've retreated to the restroom to jack off. Kind of a rush to have a hot orgasm in the course of a business day, but sometimes you just have to take matters "in hand."
 

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Once on a flight from Toyko to Chicago. I had been away for a few weeks on a business trip and was horned up. I went into the upstairs lav and rubbed out a major load. I was able to return to my seat with no tent but did have a pesty spot on my slacks.
 

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I've wanked at every place I've ever worked at, mainly in the toilet stalls but once not long ago I was so horny one day I shot my load into my boxers while sat at my desk... Had been sorta thrusting my cock forwards under my desk for a while but was still a surprise when I realised I was actually about to blow! Also done it at school and uni in the toilets. Though the most risky was on a train while sat in the carriage (train toilets are nasty!) - i just shot into my shorts. Sometimes you just have to wank wherever you are!
 

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I've done it on a plane too. I was flying back from Rio de Janeiro and was just too horned. I took my blanket and put it over my lap and pulled my dick out and stroked it under the blanket for about 10 minutes. When it came time for me to shoot I put my dick back in my pants and headed to the restroom and finished it off there. I thought the same thing when I came from the restroom, "I just jerked off 3 feet from you and you have no idea". :wank::wank::wank:
 

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In the car; stationary and moving
at work just in the office (no one was around; i just came in my pants)'
When i was at college, all the time :p

Oh and this fit straight guy i know; in his presence and he doesn't realise :p
He gets really close to me, and is just oblivious.
 

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Rooftop parking lot of a mall (a really pricey mall no less). I dunno what possessed me to do it but I got in my car, drove to the top-most lvl of the parking structure (roof) and rubbed one out. Scary as hell, too, cuz of the mall security driving around. Had alot of napkins in my car for clean-up from many Burger King runs :)
 

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A place I worked at years ago in Seattle, there was some guy that worked there, and no one knows who it was, but they would use one of the toilet stalls and shoot all over the inside of the door to the stall. They did it on a regular basis until the day that all of the guys that were working there one day, were called into the conference room and we were all talked to about it. The staff member warned us that if whomever was doing it were caught, they would be fired on the spot. Shortly after that meeting, whomever was doing so, stopped.
 

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I used to work security in a hotel, and I had a key to all rooms. I worked graveyard, and would just visit a room, and watch some porn and jerk one out.

I have jerked one out in the office bathroom as well, but unlike other people I always felt my cum smell was stuck on the hand I jerked off with.