Urinal Aerobatics?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_ScaredLittleBoy, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    WTF is going on? I go for a piss, there are only two stalls. They;re both closed. I have piss and next to me this guy pisses then starts twirling his (small) cock around in all sorts of funny positions and gives me funny looks.

    Is this a reminder of why I don't use urinals (I was forced to this time) but seriously he was twirlin it round and I was just tryint o piss. Anyone else seen this shit.

    Ps I'm pised.
     
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    He probably had you tagged. Look in the mirror ;>
     
  3. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Well, according to my friends I am probably gay. I drink vodka and I like Prince :rolleyes:
     
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    Those are not prerequisites------But your friends?
     
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    You can use the other four-letter 'L'-word in that sentence if you want.

    We'll understand. :rolleyes:
     
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    Were you wearing your kilt at the time? Perhaps he dinna know you were Scottish.
     
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    How about" I lovve vodka and Prince is Fabulous":tongue:
     
  8. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Okay I LOVE him! :tongue:

    But seriously, I go to the toilet just to piss. I guess, in that respect I am a simple man. I really don't like urinals though :redface:
     
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    Nah, I'm not a huge fan of pissing in urinals as well... I do it though...
    However, I tend to make my urine/dick do backflips and triple sow cows... so nothing too out of the ordinary:tongue:
     
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    Pissing in a trough is cool. Like at USC
     
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