Urinal Aerobatics?

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

WTF is going on? I go for a piss, there are only two stalls. They;re both closed. I have piss and next to me this guy pisses then starts twirling his (small) cock around in all sorts of funny positions and gives me funny looks.

Is this a reminder of why I don't use urinals (I was forced to this time) but seriously he was twirlin it round and I was just tryint o piss. Anyone else seen this shit.

Ps I'm pised.

 

[gjorg]

He probably had you tagged. Look in the mirror ;>

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Well, according to my friends I am probably gay. I drink vodka and I like Prince

 

[gjorg]

Those are not prerequisites------But your friends?

 

[D_alex8]

I like Prince

You can use the other four-letter 'L'-word in that sentence if you want.

We'll understand.

 

[Simon9]

Were you wearing your kilt at the time? Perhaps he dinna know you were Scottish.

 

[gjorg]

You can use the other four-letter 'L'-word in that sentence if you want.

We'll understand.

How about" I lovve vodka and Prince is Fabulous":tongue:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Okay I LOVE him! :tongue:

But seriously, I go to the toilet just to piss. I guess, in that respect I am a simple man. I really don't like urinals though :redface:

 

[jeff black]

Okay I LOVE him! :tongue:

But seriously, I go to the toilet just to piss. I guess, in that respect I am a simple man. I really don't like urinals though :redface:

Nah, I'm not a huge fan of pissing in urinals as well... I do it though...
However, I tend to make my urine/dick do backflips and triple sow cows... so nothing too out of the ordinary:tongue:

 

[gjorg]

Pissing in a trough is cool. Like at USC