Urinal Chats

[OCMuscleJock]

I've had some interesting experiences like this...most just were more weird than anything else. I now typically go to the stall to piss so I don't have to deal with it. It's NEVER the ones you want to talk or look at...always the creepy guys. I even had a couple at a straight bar, open the door to the stall I was in *no lock* and they stood there rubbing themselves... I turned my head around and said..."If you do not leave now, I'm going to turn around and fill those nice shoes you're wearing with piss."

 

[cofrader]

awkward moment, i hate people speaking and specially speaking to me (i need my concentration to pee).
Twice i got "flattering" comments and i was super awkward.

 

[MercyfulFate]

Don't talk in the damn men's room FFS!

 

[B_nyvin]

Why do europeans always call it a willy? that stricks me as weird, just call it a cock or dick, man.

 

[b.c.]

I agree with those above who don't like it. Usually I'm pissed I gotta go in there and touch stuff in the first place.

 

[aviators]

if there is a stall open i will use it, because people either trying to talk to you or looking at your dick why you are trying to pee is weird and distracting.
there are times when you have that feeling that someone is watching you because you are having trouble trying to pee but you feel someone's yes watching you, there is such thing as bathroom etiquette

 

[B_orleandersee]

i don't know why i didn't share this before.. i remember though an experience that i have to share... i was once using the loo and this guy was one urinal over doing the same.. we both peed and before i went to, actually, i always wash my hands so I did that and I started to look at myself in the mirror.. he walked by.. the awkward stares, good looking guy, etc.. anyway, i went to pee, he's peeing too, i look out of the corner of my eye and see that he's done yet he was still shaking for a lengthy amt of time.. so i look over again with no shame and he looks over his shoulder before he turns to me and makes it wiggle.. she shook his dick making it hard before turning back to the urnial and starting to stroke it for me.. i finished up, walked up to him, got a feel for it and tried to walk away when he walked into the stall.. i followed suit.. dude pulled down my pants and sucked my dick so hard that day.. i shot a nice load and had no mess made of it because he swallowed it too.. good times.

 

[mike100]

I dont end up talking to guys at the urinal (definitly there are guys scoping it out but whatever, i dont get freaked out but i dont talk to them either) but alot of times if I'm at a beer bash and some of us go out to the back yard to piss by the trees then I will end up talking to somebody. Some times theres been guys I'm talking to you and you can tell we are both about the same size, couple of those times we kind of did the "yeah your hung too" kind of head nod but that was about it.

 

[dwaterman1]

I dont like to chit chat when I am pissing but I do enjoy the envious stares.

 

[Jim12]

the envious stares are the best, either that or curiosity...

 

[deleted3782]

I admit that I was taking a class a few weeks ago...and there is a guy in the class who I thought was pretty damned hot. Married, Christian, 40s...nice receding hairline, dark eyes, strong nose and chin. I would never do him (hes married)...but he was hot. During one of the class breaks I went into the bathroom where the urinals were set up in a way that the first thing you see is a side profile of the guy at the urinal with a clear view of his wang. A heard the door open and looked over to see hot guy walk in. He stopped and his eyes dropped down to my dick, then up to my face and started talking about how we should meet up after the class some time to keep in touch. He saddled up to the urinal next to me and continued the conversation all the way through hand washing.

He never gave me an attraction vibe, and our professions are similar and it would be good if we compared notes...but the sequence of events was very funny (and strangely erotic) to me. I have no doubt that sex never even crossed his mind though he did get a good long look at my wang. :tongue:

 

[trentnyc08]

i dont mind guys taking a peek as long as they dont say anything to me. i have no issues looking myself. if i am at the pisser and this guy is standing shoulder to shoulder with me dick in hand i am gonna size him up. my favorite is with straight guys try to sneak a glance our the corner of their eye. when i see this i usually stand back or lean back. i still would never say anything to them

 

[deano-uk]

I have had brief conversations, and take a peek, but check out the face - a big cock on an ugly guy does nothing for me
But Trendy and Exwhyzee from your gallery, I would certainly enjoy standing next to you guys.. but not sure if I would chat, but certainly descretely admire

 

[crescendo69]

Urinal Chats

"Hi, I'm the Urinal Lady, and welcome to Urinal Chat.":biggrin1:

 

[lpsg17]

I usually think it's funny when it happens. The majority of the time, I only see the 'corner of the eye sideways glance'. Only a few guys have ever made a direct comment about my cock. Usually, I figure any attempt at "chit chat" at a urinal from a total stranger has other purposes in mind... especially if that "chit chat" is accompanied by the I'm-looking-down-but-not-actually-looking-at-your-cock-oh-wait-yes-I-am-double-take.

The direct comments I've got have been pretty unimaginative and I guess they were designed to flatter me. The most unexpected was from this older guy -- maybe 70s -- when I was in my mid-20s. I was in a hotel at a conference and he came up as I was taking a piss and he stood there for a second, looked down at my cock, looked up at me and said: "I used to have a dick to be proud of, too". It was the way he said it that left me wondering if I should say "thank you" or "I'm sorry". I didn't look down as he fished out his dick because I didn't want to know. I sort of smiled and nodded and got the hell out of there.

The best comment I ever got was from another military officer that I was stationed with. All of the women I knew that worked with the two of us thought he was God's gift and I had seen his cock before and it was nice. I used to be kind of jealous of him because he was a few years younger, had a way more chiseled body than I did and was one of those effortlessly adorable rogue types that everybody just liked. Anyway, we had been drinking at a function one night and ended up at the urinals about the same time and he leaned way over (like his head was practically next to my pec) and deliberately stared at my cock while we were both pissing. I said, "what are you looking at?" and he answered, "a fucking work of art, man".

Nothing more was ever said... but the implication of possibilities always lurked in the back of my mind after that.

Nice

 

[hungphat]

I was at a football game with some friends and we were all talking as we walked up to the trough urinal. For some reason it got real quiet when I took mine out and started pissing. Pretty funny.

 

[simbablk]

There have only been a handful of times when someone wants to chat while using the bathroom. It wasn't conversation about my penis, just general convo. I find there aren't too many bathrooms without dividers anymore - but there are a few. I have caught, on occasion, a guy or two catching a peek. It's fine. No biggie.

Simba

 

[50323]

If anyone in Notts wants to arrange a time I'd love to see a big dick at a urinal.

 

[tgw]

Naturally, I logged on to LPSG when something like this happened to me yesterday. Was attending a conference at a hotel and went to the restroom to take a piss. Walked in and the sinks were down a hallway-like area. Then you turn the corner and there were two urinals in a pretty confined space. The bathroom seemed empty at the time (don't think there was anyone in the stalls) and no dividers between the urinals. Anyway - there was one regular urinal one and one that was lower and since I had my pick, I took the regular one. As I was peeing, thinking nothing of it, another guy walks around the corner and looks at the lower urinal. After inspecting it, he said "Now that's a low one!" very loudly. It kind of surprised me at first and it took me a second or two to figure out what he was talking about. Then I kind of turned toward it and did notice that it was unusually low to the ground. I just said something like "Haha... Should have gotten here first man" (or something stupid like that). Then the guy says "And that's a big one" as he glanced at my dick.

Totally threw me off!!! Wasn't really sure how to respond. I think I said "thanks" and let out a nervous laugh, zipped up and left.

Seemed a little strange at the time, but it didn't really bother me I guess (hell... let's be honest.... I liked the comment and I'm really not that big).

 

[wilseb]

This is one of the reasons I rarely use the urinals. At work, especially. I'm still working on my pee-shyness and sometimes I can do it if no one is in there, long enough to work up the nerves to get the stream going - that's another story.

There are several guys here at work that will start a full on conversation. If they ever see me, while washing hands, or see me as I'm walking into a stall, my answers are usually quick and one-worded. I hate having a conversation in the bathroom, period!

A couple of months ago, I was at a casino and had to pee. Walked up to the urinals, which had dividers, and whipped it out. Within five seconds, several people walked in, and two older guys walked in, took the urinal in either side of me and BOTH propped their arms up on the divider, totally invading my personal space! Freaked me out - I couldn't go.