urinal conversations

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getnbiggr: Hey there,

I've seen various posts about urinal encounters -- showing off your big dick, seeing someone else's -- but haven't seen much about actual social encounters where a few guys wind up talking at the urinal.

It only happened to me once. I was at a bar and was having a moment of being pee-shy at the urinals, 4 or 5 of them in a row... And as I stood there with my eyes closed trying to focus, I heard a guy next to me say: "It's not too often you see two uncut guys next to each other at the urinals..." I opened my eyes, and smiled, but before I could say anhything, the guy on the OTHER side of me piped up and said "Three, actually."

We all laughed, and then had a short conversation about how/why we all wound up uncut. I was born in Europe, one of the other guy's dad was uncut and I don't remember the third one's reason. But then we all finished up, washed our hands and went on our separate ways.

Not exactly a huge-cock moment (I was probably the biggest guy there, but I'm not entirely sure), but one that was inspired by the standard practice of guys checking each other out. And it wasn't at all sexual -- just guys talking about their dicks. Kind of nice, actualy...

Any other stories like that to share?

-- J.

 

[3956]

Was at a softball game tonight and went to take a piss. Another guy walked in and as he turned the corner let out "Damn!" He takes the other urinal and says "Sorry, dude. But if that was mine I'd piss between every inning just to show that fucker off." I just laughed and said "Thanks, man."

 

[chrisjason]

I shared one of the Paris uritrottoirs with two Germans early last summer. The things are built like mailboxes in the US, stuck out on the street, bright red and have a flag overhead with a picture of how you're supposed to use them. The lip is like a urinal, made for one. But, as I'm fishing out my dick, the Germans run up and crowd beside me. Our shoulders and arms are touching and cock heads end up inches apart.

As they belly in, the Germans are telling me that they have to go bad - I know enough German to tell. They see my circumcised and ask me if I'm Jewish. "American," I answer and they switch to English. They ask me if I've been at the bar (about 100 yards away) and I say I have. Them, too. We have a nice conversation that focuses on dicks and foreskins. All the while dozens of people walk a foot or two behind us. They invite me back to their hostel to party. I can say, German guys are not shy.

 

[Goose_Eggs]

Im at Costco a few days ago and have TWO crazy conversations.

I’m looking at these anti-fog shaving mirrors, older black guy next to me totally examining the box of a beard trimmer. I notice that he not only doesn’t have a beard or mustache, his head is totally shaved also. He must have ready my mind because he says over to me, “I know (laughing and rubbing his bald head) I’m thinking for downstairs, the wife says I need to trim the bushes, they outta control (laughs again).” I laugh back and say, “ah, gotta keep her happy.” “I told her mind her own business, she ain’t been down to visit the old oak in years, I been shaking the leaves on this tree myself, you get my drift?” I’m laughing and just going along agreeing with him and he goes on “when I got out of the shower yesterday I realized it was kind of a jungle down there, maybe the shrubs could use a clipping, lol, but I ain’t about to get down there with a straight edge and shave it smooth like I do up top! (rubbing his head laughing). I go on agreeing, we talk briefly about the shaving mirror, I wish him luck and finish my shopping.

I stop in the mens room in my way out and there is the same guy at the center of three urinals. He says hey, I ask if he decided to get the clippers? To my surprise (pleasant surprise), he says “yea,” and steps a half step back from the urinal, “it IS a forest down here but it’s not bothering my five girl friends” as he laughs, makes like a fan with his hand/fingers and then wraps it around his big old cock and makes a stroking motion. I laugh, said “I get you, a guys gotta do what he’s gotta do”. He says “yea, and these girls never complain and give me release whenever I’m itchin for it!”

I don’t think it was a come-on, but it was very hot the way he just grabbed a hold of his thick hairy (and he was indeed quite hairy) cock so casually. Some other guys came in, and I was getting a chubby, and then it was all over.

 

[123def]

A few months ago, I’d gone out with a group of friends/work colleagues to a leaving meal for someone from the team. After the restaurant 7 of us had walked across town to a bar, one guy and the only girl who was still out had gone to the bar to get a round in and the rest of us ended up heading to the gents sort of at the same time (first a couple, then another 1, the another) so that 5 of us had ended up in the toilet at the same time, Iguess none of us had pee’d at the restaurant.

The first 4 of us were squeezed into the only trough, the fifth guy had to wait a bit, and after the obligatory “Hurry up” he’d looked down the line of us and said “Jesus boys, there’s some big cocks here!” Everyone pissed themselves laughing!

 

[Goose_Eggs]

Again, not at urinal but a funny conversation.

So I had to drop my car at mechanic early a couple of days ago, it was before they officially opened, so just a couple of mechanics there. I needed to take a piss so I asked if the men’s room was around the corner. The guy I was talking too says yes, the another standing nearby says “just don’t lock The door if you're going to be a while rubbbing one out” as he sort of laughs. Well I started laughing and the first guy starts explaining that the day before a guy had gone in, locked the door, and was there so long they didn’t realize he was still in there. Thinking someone had locked the door one their way out, they went and found the key only to open the door and find the guy “putting a high gloss shine on his knob”, as he put it, LOL. Well I’m just laughing away, and the first guy very seriously says, “ hell I understand being horney and wanting to rub one out, but we’ve all been drinking coffee in the morning, don’t lock us out of the whole bathroom!”

Sort of a “guy” conversation that probably wouldn’t have happened if there had been another customer, even another male customer, there.

 

[auncut10in]

I was just in Las Vegas to attend two Lady Gaga concerts. The first one was her big extravaganza with all the dancers, fireworks and her singing her hits. The second night was her singing jazz numbers with a classical orchestra. That was phenomenal. Tony Bennett made a guest appearance.

Anyway, after the concert, I went to the men's room. After doing my business, I am standing there waiting for an opening at the sink with the place entirely packed. This guy started going on about my bulge asking me what the hell is in those pants. Is that your wallet? I look at him and say, not just my big dick. He is saying he doesn't believe it and wants to feel if it is real. I tell him go ahead. So he.e gives my cock a squeeze. Then with all these other guys around starts going on about how big my dick is. and telling other guys to feel it. Most guys just looked, but one other guy gave me a squeeze. I walk out of there and he and this other guy are walking through the casino next to me, still talking about my dick. I think some drinking might have been involved.

 

[maroon1040]

A few years ago, I was passing through Texas and stopped at a truck stop for gas and... Call of nature. As I went to restroom, I noticed a mid 20s typical jeans and tee country guy already at urinals which were the small ones with thin partitions meaning if a guy stands back enough, you can still get a good eyefull. So i take urinal two spots away and do my thing and also noticed his fairly above average looking cock out as I walked by. Then a 40 something guy came in and took urinal between us. As he starts flow, he turns to other guy and made compliment on his size. I slightly turned head in shock as he also made compliment on public hair. The young guy was shocked at first then they broke into laugh then said out loud for my sake (i think, ha ha) that they were uncle and nephew. I smiled and slightly laughed along and was relieved it wasn't about to be a potentially creepy moment. What I took away from that is there's an art to making gay improper jokes among straight guys no matter their age... At least that's what i took away from it.

 

[bezzie]

I think alcohol is the key factor in the urinal conversation. I was at a hockey game and a guy took the urinal next to mine and looked down at his cock and then looked at me and said "Holy shit! Have you ever seen a stream like this" I guess he had to go badly and had quite a strong flow. I looked at his stream (and his cock). It was average size and circumsized. I smiled at him and told him that I thought some physics teacher had told me that the shorter the hose, the higher the pressure. He told me to fuck off, looked at my dick and then we went our separate ways.

 

[igotone]

I overheard a good one recently. A guy says to the guy pissing next to him, "Nice watch". The other guy says, "I'm not wearing a watch", then awkward pause then bust out laughing.

 

[Goose_Eggs]

Wasn’t at a urinal, but another public cock conversation, at Costco of all places. I’ve been doing some work way on the east side of town and stopping at a Costco I don’t usually use.

I’m picking up a pkg of athletic socks and this maybe 60 year old guy ki d of snaps at his wife “how in the hell am I supposed to get my John Thomas out to take a leak? I told you if they ain’t got a fly I ain’t wearing them!” He turns to put a package of thermal long underwear back and sees me standing there “women - all these years and she still don’t understand how the old baloney pony works”. I laugh and said “yea, guess it would be like you buying her a bra!”
“Damn right, she doesn’t get that I go without most of the time anyway—swinging free and easy access is way to go.” I agreed, and he point to the price sign and says “just saved $20 and my balls are thanking me!”

 

[ItaloMuscleBi26]

i was once at a club in dublin, ireland, an when i went to piss in the mensroom, there was the usual crowd pssing shoulder to shoulder in a long trough. i started pissng, when these two guys walk up next to me and whip their dicks out, they are both mediterranean looking with bulging bicepses under their ripshirts, and they carry on a conversation in italian. now italians are always happy when they see fellow countrymen, so immediately turned to them and asked them were they were from (obviously in italian) and they replied to me just as enthusiastically, and we started talking turned to one another with our three dicks in full sight which kept on pissing, totally nonchalant, they were both well endowed like me, one of the two guys was first done pissing but he just kept on milking the last drops out of his dick while me and the other one finished up. it was really cool and a great bonding experience, in fact i ran into one of the two guys again later at the urinal, he actually walked up to piss next to me and we started discussing some hot chicks we had seen on the dancefloor.

 

[auncut10in]

I was in Ibiza this week and went to a big dance party (Children of the 80's) at the Hard Rock Cafe. When I went into the mens room, there was just a long trough. Not that unusual. But there was only a half wall between the mens side and the women's side with just a few slats. They had a full view of all the guys pissing at the trough. Looking into the woman's side, is all you see is the sink area. You could have easily had a conversation with a woman while peeing in full view of her at the trough. That was a first. You gotta love how casual the Europeans are about showing dick.

 

[GamerFB]

I had a urinal conversation turn into a good friendship a while ago.

After high school I joined a fitness group, doing daily classes by the beach. During this time I realised I really enjoyed running so shifted my focus towards that, doing two running classes on Thursdays. We would do a 10k run for our first class and then interval sprints for the second.

The first time I did this I really needed to pee in between the 10k and the interval, on our jog to a hill for our intervals we passed by the toilet block at the beach, so I ducked in and went to the urinal. One of the other guys in the group followed quickly after. He was in his mid-late 20s and more experienced with fitness and running than me.

As he got up next to me at the trough he said "Nothing beats a post run pee" I laughed and said "Yeah I might have hydrated myself a little too well" and said "Still think a mid run pee is way better though". He just laughed and said "Which guy doesn't love peeing outside" then he'd finished peeing first and said Want me to wait up and run with you?.
I obliged and we ended up pairing up for classes from then on.

From then on he acted as a bit of a mentor, we would go on runs on the weekend (yes, I learned he does enjoy mid run pees as much as me) and shower together after.

 

[13788]

tonydelrey: Urinal conversations...Same as gym conversations in the showers...Have always found that friends and strangers always had a comment, particularly a joke about my dick size. Here in US, even more often I get an "uncut" joke, and ref to ant eater or elephant trunk..."Can you pick up peanuts with that thing..?..?

 

[petetown]

Damn, guys.....wish some of you had pics of your cocks so I could get a visual!
Don't have many troughs here in the US...wish we did.

Many years ago I was at the LURE in NYC pissing at the urinal.....this guy comes in...Latino, tight white jeans and a massive bulge.....quickly whips out a huge uncut monster. He must of had to go real bad cause he started pissing even before his cock was fully out of his pants.....practically pissed on my leg...he hit the wall between us....we just looked at each other and laughed. Nothing was said but I watched him piss and he just looked back at me and smiled the whole time.

 

[Officer5633]

No dividers at the police academy, and no one cared. We made small talk in the locker room and pissed while talking. I don’t remember many conversations about our cocks lol, but almost everyone was very at ease with each other.

At work at my station, you’ll get a “hey, what’s up, Etc” while pissing or a conversation but haven’t had a guy make a pass, yet.

 

[catman]

What I find funny is the guys who mutter things out loud not realizing they said it....

One guy glanced over (at a movie theater of all things) said "daaaammmmnnnn'.....there was an ackward moment of silence, and I could feel/sense other men trying to glance around to who was the 'dammmn'.

I have also had comments from other uncut men....(the worse is when you gotta pee BAD and have to 'unfurl' the foreskin...rushing to get there and not 'sprinkler'...

I do miss the 'trough' urinals as well...

Remember having a kid and his dad peeing next to me and the little guy actually stared... I tried to be cool, finished shook and zipped up (be curious to heart the tiny dads explanation of THAT question)

 

[Sailingbear]

Twice I had people talk to me while pering.Once just a fishing buddy who said I sounded like I had a garden hose with me and than laughed about it. I just had to pre real bad so it was a strong stream. The next time I was in Vegas, and a stranger walked up while I was peeingu; and Asked if I would like him to send a few girls up to my room.

 

[George1848]

A couple of friends and I were on the road for a few hours, we stopped to eat, my buddy and both go into the mens room. There are two urinals and a toilet stall. We are pissing, talking about nothing much and I "Damn, that water is cold and deep" my buddy is like "really?" and the guy in the stall burst out laughing.