I was just talking with a female friend of mine and somehow we started talking about bathroom rules. She was surprised to hear that guys have rules about which urinal you're supposed to use. I was thinking about it and it's pretty weird how nobody every really explained it to me or talks about it, but it seems like every guy just knows the rules, like: 1. If possible, you have to go to a urinal between 2 empty ones. 2. If there are 3 empty urinals in a row, you have to go to one on the end. That way the next guy can avoid having to be next to you. 3. If the only free urinal is next to someone, do what you gotta do, but then you have to look straight ahead or down the whole time. 4. It's OK to use the kiddie urinal if using a grownup urinal would mean breaking one of the other rules. 5. If you have a choice between using a urinal between 2 other urinals that are both being used, or pissing in the toilet, piss in the toilet. If anyone else knows any other rules go ahead.