Al true so far. I don't know about that shitting in public thing though, are we supposed to shit our pants?
At my neighborhood bar we have a restroom with 3 urinals only, everyone uses the 2 side urinals, not the center. If the side urinals are full, you have to go down stairs were there are 2 urinals (with the metal divide) and 2 shitters with stalls.
Also in the upstairs restroom with 3 urinals there are no stalls and 2 sinks, after 7pm it seems no one washes their hands in the sinks, ever.
Which leads me to a joke:
There are 3 guys taking a piss: a Notre Dame Fan, an Ohio State fan, and a Univ of Michigan fan.
The Notre Dame huy leaves the urinal, puts a bunch of soap on his hands and starts scrubbing for about a minute, then he rinses for a minute, then he grabs a ton of paper towel and thoroughly dries them. He grabs the door hand and says "at Notre Dame they taught us to be thorough" and exits.
The Ohio State fan then finishes and washes his hands with a little drop of soap, a little bit of water and then dries them with one square of towel. He walks away, grabs the door handle and says "at Ohio State they taught us to be conservative" and exits.
The University of Michigan fan then finishes, walks away and grabs the door handle and says, "at UofM they taught us not to piss on our hands"