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Oh, I love this. I hope unisex bathrooms are a wave of the future. I just discovered one here in town too and I think it's great. I've always found some women's "long potty trips" to be annoying too, maybe this way they'll learn what the bathroom is for!
 

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I can just see it now: sexual harassment suits, assault charges, lewd and lascivious behavior arrests, rape charges. "That man exposed himself", "he looked at my body", "Daddy, what is that woman doing"....so now even the ability to piss is an equal rights issue? I still believe there are CERTAIN THINGS and areas where women and men are NOT EQUAL. Gee that sounds crass for a screaming liberal.
 

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B) I used to be so embarrased until I was about twenty-two or so. I used to hug the urinal and get splashed. A friesnd asked me why so wiered in the bathroom and I told him. He said the are not making fun they are envious! So now I do not give a FUCK who looks! :D
KinkGuy I also miss the good old days of the trough and letting it hang and not getting any splash. Another advantage with a trough is a giant circle of.........
I think that there should be something left that is sacred! The bathroom or the lockeroom......Just old fashioned I guess! B)
 

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Kinkguy,

I can understand you feeling like that.It does seem that there are no bastions of male privacy left. But the Unisex bathroom I was refering to came to a very delightful compromise. They have stalls for everyone.The sinks alone are communal!

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Originally posted by naughty@Aug 1 2004, 09:25 PM
Kinkguy,

I can understand you feeling like that.It does seem that there are no bastions of male privacy left. But the Unisex bathroom I was refering to came to a very delightful compromise. They have stalls for everyone.The sinks alone are communal!

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Naughty, thank you for being understanding and trying to relate to this one guys warped psyche. The stalls help, but I still don't like it. How will the ladies feel about some guys piss stream gushing loudly into the water and splashing beneath the divider and on their shoes? And do you KNOW how many guys fart when they pee? Not me of course, I am far too genteel for that! :ph34r: Just trying to point out the negatives and launch a "stop coed johns" campaign. :rolleyes:
 

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FWIW Kinkguy, the place I was had a coed bathroom upstairs, but there were separate bathrooms downstairs for those who cared to make the trek.
 

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Here in Minneapolis there's only one restaurant I'm aware of with a co-ed bathroom. It opened about 4 or 5 years ago. This being the fake/pretend/imaginary liberal state, we're too uptight about anything like this in a workplace.

The co-ed thing doesn't bother me and the layout seems to be near-perfect. You walk in either door, and are in an open space that's only marginally divided by free-standing sinks and suspended mirrors, so you can actually walk all around (washing your hands, you're basically face-to-face with women opposite you washing their hands). The urinals and stalls are basically out of sight from each other. The design, however does irritate me: it's one of those trendy places, and there are too many mirrors, so when you need to relieve yourself, you've basically entered a fun house (especially after a beer or two), without any concept of where to go, and then you see people's reflections -- men and women -- and it's disorienting the first couple times you use the loo.

After that you just notice how hard they're trying, which is only a little too much. It's always packed though and they've got amazing food -- the restaurant, that is.
 

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I find them kind of interesting as a novelty, I wouldn't purposly seek them out but I wouldn't avoid them either. One thing I did notice is that the women were more conscious of "getting in and getting out" than they often are in segregated bathrooms. I really hate getting lured into a converstion in the loo when I just wanted to pee!
 

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Originally posted by KinkGuy+Aug 1 2004, 08:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KinkGuy @ Aug 1 2004, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Aug 1 2004, 10:07 PM
FWIW
???

(Yes, I am a little slow) [/b][/quote]
For What It&#39;s Worth
 
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BlindEarth80: I suffer from Paruresis, or "shy bladder" so I can&#39;t use a urinal at all. Many times, even a stall doesn&#39;t work if there are a lot of people in the restroom making noise. But the few times I have unsuccessfully attempted the urinal in situations where I had no choice (ballgames, crowded bars, strip clubs), I&#39;ve also had the supposedly straight men sneak a peek and make comments to their buddies next to them about my size. This probably hasn&#39;t helped matters for me. And I&#39;m not even that big when flaccid (ranging from 3-5 inches in length depending on the conditions, and 4-5 girth).
 

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Originally posted by BlindEarth80@Aug 3 2004, 08:46 PM
I suffer from Paruresis, or "shy bladder" so I can&#39;t use a urinal at all. Many times, even a stall doesn&#39;t work if there are a lot of people in the restroom making noise. But the few times I have unsuccessfully attempted the urinal in situations where I had no choice (ballgames, crowded bars, strip clubs), I&#39;ve also had the supposedly straight men sneak a peek and make comments to their buddies next to them about my size. This probably hasn&#39;t helped matters for me. And I&#39;m not even that big when flaccid (ranging from 3-5 inches in length depending on the conditions, and 4-5 girth).
On rare occasions I get a shy bladder, for no rhyme or reason. I read read about it many, many years ago, and an expert (doctor??) said to try doing some math problems in your head and it may help. It has something to do with left-brain vs. right-brain, or something like that. B)

It really does work for me on those rare times when I run into this problem. I just start thinking 9 divided by 6 is .... and next thing you know, I&#39;m peeing. Pick something hard, so you have to concentrate on the math.

Try it, it make work for you.

LapDog2001
 

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I think this has been discussed before but since I can&#39;t find it and for the
newbies" here, I&#39;ll ask again. If a person is right handed, does he normally hold his dick when he pees in his right hand or left hand? I was wondering if a person is standing at a urinal, which is the best side to stand to see his dick? I know there are exceptions but what is the average answer?
 
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Originally posted by lapdog2001@Aug 3 2004, 04:05 PM
On rare occasions I get a shy bladder, for no rhyme or reason. I read read about it many, many years ago, and an expert (doctor??) said to try doing some math problems in your head and it may help. It has something to do with left-brain vs. right-brain, or something like that. B)

It really does work for me on those rare times when I run into this problem. I just start thinking 9 divided by 6 is .... and next thing you know, I&#39;m peeing. Pick something hard, so you have to concentrate on the math.

Try it, it make work for you.

LapDog2001
One time I was having a lot of difficulty, standing there in a doorless stall for at least 10 minutes with nothing coming out. I decided to take out my wallet and read my car insurance card (I know, I know, not totally sanitary, but I was desperate...besides, the only other person who may handle my insurance card is a jerky cop who pulls me over :lol: ) to take my mind off the anger of not being able to piss, and it worked. I&#39;ll have to try the math idea. Thanks&#33;
 
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suaige: I agree with KinkGuy, troughs and wall urinals are great, you can&#39;t miss, or at least one would think so. As for staring at the wall, it gets boring but I usually do so. If I see a guy I usually look just out of curiosity to compare, I figure if they see me so what, its not like its going to happen again.
 

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Originally posted by Mighty Joe@Aug 3 2004, 09:21 PM
I think this has been discussed before but since I can&#39;t find it and for the
newbies" here, I&#39;ll ask again. If a person is right handed, does he normally hold his dick when he pees in his right hand or left hand? I was wondering if a person is standing at a urinal, which is the best side to stand to see his dick? I know there are exceptions but what is the average answer?
There was a great scene in Gattica (sp?) when one of the guys realized Ethan Hawke wasn&#39;t who he said he was: "Right-handed men don&#39;t urinate holding it with their left hand."

Unfortunately we never see Ethan&#39;s dick.

I like to look and compare. I like to show it for others to compare. I figure the majority of guys are right-handed, so I usually stand to the left.
 

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Originally posted by bigstr8bulge+Jul 30 2004, 04:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigstr8bulge &#064; Jul 30 2004, 04:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy@Jul 22 2004, 12:20 PM
I guess I&#39;m just not very "modern"....I am still bemoaning the fact that you can&#39;t find a good old trough to piss in anymore. :(
I&#39;m with you man...I&#39;m not ashamed to show it off at the urinal, other dudes shouldn&#39;t be so freaked out about it. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, agree with you both on that.

In Minneapolis there&#39;s a race track and they have -- or had (haven&#39;t been there for about 10 years) -- the urinals that look more like sinks. They&#39;re the large bowl-type that stick out from the walls about 2 feet. No partitions between them, and there&#39;s an entire wall of these... maybe 20 or 25 of them. You can look down the row and it&#39;s literally "dick as far as the eye can see" LOL

In Puerto Vallarta, there&#39;s a night club where each of the men&#39;s rooms has a trough-style urinal with a mirror across the entire wall. Makes it so much easier to compare

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There used to be a large C&W nightclub here that divided this huge mens room into thirds by walls; on one side were sinks and as you came around either end of the wall, there all lined up side by side (no dividers) could be 20 guys with the tackle hangin&#39; out relieving themselves. As you came around the end of the wall you were actually facing all these guys and you could get a quick view of all the goods. Loved that place, big surprise, huh? Hate country music....love cowboy&#39;s pissing.