Urinals

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by ozdude, Jul 23, 2006.

  1. ozdude

    ozdude New Member

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    G'day all, this is my virgin tread experience!

    Just wondering if any of you guys just get sick of using the urinals because of the stares? I know when I'm at the footy the restrooms are pretty packed. sometimes I just want a stall.

    Also....

    Why is it that just because you have a large dick, you are considered ripe for a pick-up line from gay guys? (This is not meant to be insulting, just seeing if the collective could share some light.)

    Cheers
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

    D_Bob_Crotchitch New Member

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    It is no diff than a man trying to use a pickup line on a pretty woman. They find you desirable and want to knock boots. I'm afraid it's the shoe on the other foot deal and goes with the territory.
     
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    So
    1. use a cubicle
    2. find an end urinal and turn toward the corner
    3. wear a big coat and swing the flaps forward
    4. carry a package or a newspaper and keep it in the way
    5. haul out every last yard of it, wave it a bit, and enjoy the attention
    Why not? Just because you've got a big dick doesn't mean you mightn't reciprocate their attraction.
    It would be the same if you were good-looking...
     
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    [6] Use a catheter.
     
  5. danglybanger

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    good one pecker.

    I enjoy the stares.

    I'm not gay, but I like being hit on and complimented by gay guys. As long as they don't get infatuated and continue to pursue me when I've told them I'm not gay, I'm fine with the self esteem boost :biggrin1:

    (Exclusively gay guys hit on me. I've never been hit on by a woman)

    maybe because they see me in the bathroom :biggrin1:

    slade
     
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