US / Bosnian Army

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  1. hifzija

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    After Bosnian war 1995 and Dayton,Bosnian Army was trained by USArmy.Also Bosnians had a great results in MPRI training and educating.So all bosnian soldiers call themselves U.S. soldiers,because of training system.

    But after a couple years The marines have heard that there is a military unit in Bosnia which is said to be better than the Marine Corps, so they decide to send a marine to Bosnia to make the entrance test.
    A few weeks later he returns.
    His commander asks: have you been succesfull?
    No i fail!
    How? Was it because your skills as marksman have been bad?
    No, i established a new time record!
    Did you fail in endurance or survival?
    No, there i have also been the best one.
    But what happened?
    I havent been able to finish the last test:
    Shooting a Machinegun while running and carrying a TV and a refrigerator.
     
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    didn't know that
     
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