Usernames

[Gillette]

Just thought it would be a funny way to introduce myself to someone and see how long it took them to get the joke.

It seemed just cheesy enough to use here. And how could I possibly resist using that tag line?

Apparent added bonus has been fewer PMs due to bad associations between sharp objects and certain regions of the body.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I used to be a Dominican diplomat, and people liked my name, so I figured ...

 

[JustAverage]

Top dude and senor rubirosa commented about the name "deluxemickey", and it is a funny story when I tell it. I hope it writes out as well.

While in college, about thirty years ago, my regular group was having a party, about twenty-five or so men and women. I had brought along a new date, a girl I had been seeing for only a few weeks, but we had been intimate from day one. Anyway, with the drinking, the subject turned to sex, of course. We never tried to be rude or too vulgar when there were ladies around, so we all had certain phrases we used when indicating intercourse, avoiding the "F" word. Mine was always, "So, I slipped her a mickey." Well, I'm telling this story of an assignation with a particular young lady, and I get to the part where I have to say, "So, I slipped her a mickey". Without missing a beat, the girl I brought to the party pipes up, "And a deluxe mickey it is!" Hilarious! And what a compliment. I've been "Deluxe Mickey" ever since. It has served me well when someone, especially a woman, asked, "Why do they call you that?"

I just posted this in Intros, but then saw this thread and moved it here.

Haha...awesome story.

Mine...just seemed appropriate.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I used to be a Dominican diplomat, and people liked my name, so I figured ...

So, Rubi, it had nothing to do with that other Rubirosa?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

My name Uncut refers to i have been restoring for a couple of years. And also Uncut meaning the whole thing. Nothing left out. I didnt want to use one of those bragging usernames,so thats what i picked. I was a visitor here for a year or two before i signed up. Im so happy i did.:smile:

 

[peachybum]

I've been told I have a peachybum, lol, check out my pics to see if you agree

 

[Lex]

I'm a comic book geek, and I like the sound of it

The Green Lantern is also a pretty nifty bar in DC.

 

[Pirate Wench]

A fantasy thing more than reality that I have always thought pirates were cool.
In reality, I probably wouldn't like them that much......

But I've always liked the idea of being thrown over a shoulder, carted off, and ravaged......

Fun for fantasy, but not for real.

:wink:

 

[Matthew]

My friends say I'm somewhat of a Sorcerer.

Hey ... what about Stevie Nicks???

 

[B_Stronzo]

though my board name is pretty much lore by now... the literal meaning is that lingering piece of unwanted excrement that lingers in the bowl or attached by means of an incomplete movement.

It's Italian. Ecco un stronzo (leteralle). Che cosa brutta! Ma in Italia ci sono molti usi della parola "stonzo".

Per esempio nel Veneto vuol dire "asshole".

Fitting I think.

On doit parler la langue italienne pour bien comprendre ... il n'est pas si simple qu'on voudrais penser.

 

[green lantern]

As I said here:
I chose my name after

1. Lex Steele, one of my favorit AfAm porn stars ("Man" was for Mandingo, another of my faves, but I dropped that part eventually after I stopped lurking)

also one of my fav porn stars, I like the way he can fuck hard without over doing it, like Rocco

The Green Lantern is also a pretty nifty bar in DC.

oh my, :shocked1: :smile:

 

[Lex]

oh my, :shocked1: :smile:

The Green Lantern Bar in DC actually has a life size poster of the Green Lantern (similar to your avatar) that you see as you walk down the stairs.

 

[Pecker]

A fantasy thing more than reality that I have always thought pirates were cool.
In reality, I probably wouldn't like them that much......

But I've always liked the idea of being thrown over a shoulder, carted off, and ravaged......

Fun for fantasy, but not for real.

:wink:

Yar! Ha ha!

 

[dongalong]

When it is cold, I have a tiny dingaling!

When I'm horny, I have a large DONGALONG!

I'm a grower!:wink:

 

[Ethyl]

My friend who directs a Shakespeare theatre hired a moody actor to play Mercutio last summer. I wondered aloud at the possible connection between the name of the character and the word "mercurial" when my friend informed me that, while I wasn't nearly as moody as the actor, I was blissfully mercurial in my own way.

 

[TopDudeFtl]

Truly a rarity in Fort BottomDale, Florida!!!

So, my studly Lex; when are you cuming down on your next holiday? :wink:

 

[tripod]

Back when I was a doorman at a bar, I was standing around with nothing to do. I looked up and saw a waitress that had an ass that I used to love to look at, standing talking to a female customer, with her back to me. I was taking door money, and was in a daze (early in the night before things got buck wild), when the customer went by me. I was looking at the customer, thinking I should go get her door money when I heard some crazy shit come out of the waitresses mouth. She said, "Oh the doorguy... you mean tripod, or walksonthreelegs!" I used to wear tight flat front pants (before I gained weight) and freeballed every time I worked. I always showed an awesome bulge and since I was the doorman and situated where the main cash register was, everyone and their sister saw the package. The customer saw me looking right at her when that was said, and burst out laughing. The waitress turned around, I put my arm around her, and told her she was way too kind. Must've been my nicknames among the waitresses behind my back, I've definately been called worse. Ahhhh, Good Times, Good Times....

 

[Lex]

So, my studly Lex; when are you cuming down on your next holiday? :wink:

Can I stay with you and your hubby?


*checks flights to Bottomdale*

 

[Mr. Snakey]

My friend who directs a Shakespeare theatre hired a moody actor to play Mercutio last summer. I wondered aloud at the possible connection between the name of the character and the word "mercurial" when my friend informed me that, while I wasn't nearly as moody as the actor, I was blissfully mercurial in my own way.

Very interesting

 

[Ed69]

Ed69 is my name&birth year.Not very creative but since I'm a member on about eight other boards it's easy to remember for log in.